My oh my how shall I keep my tan over the winter!?!?!

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BEERRUNNER
BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Yes indeed my dear MFP lovelies........winter is a month or so away. How wshall I keep my most awesome tan shinning and brilliant as it is!?!?!?????

1.) Pasty people incubators(tanning beds)
2.) some rub on paint lotion (rub on tan)
3.) Spray its on!?!?!?!?! Hole mole!
4.)Take a trip so the caribbean in the middle of winter to soak up the rays....and for RUM!
5.) Look at you MFP Lovelies for my daily ray of sunshine..............damn! :bigsmile:


SHake and bake!!!!!

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  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    Annoy me, and frizzle before my firey glare!
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Craigslist some guy to rub it on you.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Annoy me, and frizzle before my firey glare!

    Thats harsh babycakes.......be nice to big brown!
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
    6) Live in SoCal, where it's sunny 350 days a year so you don't have to worry about it fading in the first place.
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    Annoy me, and frizzle before my firey glare!

    Thats harsh babycakes.......be nice to big brown!
    Sorry sweet pea, I don't do nice, not even for you...
  • buckaroos30
    buckaroos30 Posts: 127 Member
    Oh I am lucky enough to have a tanning bed in my bathroom, lay any time I want and I still let the tan fade in the winter don't want to look like leather in my old age.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    6) Live in SoCal, where it's sunny 350 days a year so you don't have to worry about it fading in the first place.

    Lucky man!!!
  • ATT949
    ATT949 Posts: 1,245 Member
    6) Live in SoCal, where it's sunny 350 days a year so you don't have to worry about it fading in the first place.
    Yup!
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    I have to say this nice Cuba weather has made me all but forget that winter even exists.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    I have to say this nice Cuba weather has made me all but forget that winter even exists.

    Ahhhh CUba! Sun and of course some Rum.....Havana club!
  • MeredithRN
    MeredithRN Posts: 119 Member
    I never had a tan to worry about fading :-/

    Sincerely,

    Pasty
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    What's winter?
  • paper_doll_
    paper_doll_ Posts: 64
    Or you could try Queensland, Australia.. Sunshine all year round, even in winter I will hit the beach, find a nice sunny spot and laze about on the warm sand :D
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
    Try banana boat summer color (i think that is the name) or fake bake (original).

    I dont recommend a tanning bed or a natural tan if you care about your (future) looks. ^^

    Sincerely,
    Pasty Californian
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Try banana boat summer color (i think that is the name) or fake bake (original).

    I dont recommend a tanning bed or a natural tan if you care about your (future) looks. ^^

    Sincerely,
    Pasty Californian

    Ahhh These products you speak of sound interesting!!! Will you rub them on my awesomely tanned skin maybe?!?! :bigsmile:
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    Craigslist some guy to rub it on you.
    2 dark hand prints stained onto the back? Not a good look.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Craigslist some guy to rub it on you.
    2 dark hand prints stained onto the back? Not a good look.


    Oh hell no!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Are pasty people incubators(tanning beds) safe?
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I have reached maximum paleness so I have no fear of losing any color.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Not sure what winter is, please explain.
  • fitjunk
    fitjunk Posts: 160 Member
    Not sure what summer is, please explain? Canadian girl here!
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Not sure what winter is, please explain.

    Now that stinks! Wish I didn't know about winter. I hate the cold!:grumble:
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