Ask a poor inner city minority!?!?!?!?!

BEERRUNNER
BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
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Whats shakin out there awesome people of MFP!.................This is your chance to ask a poor innercity minority (yet attractive and awesomely tanned) raised in the hoods of Chicago what its like growing up in the hood back in the day!

Go ahead make it interesting and shoot (not literally...ha!)me your best question!!

shake & bake!

Oh and this link is Hilarious!!

http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/9261611-418/mugger-chooses-wrong-victim-ultimate-fighting-champ.html
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  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    What exactly is a "hood rat"?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Did you have a bathroom in your barrel?

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  • 3GKnight
    3GKnight Posts: 203
    Whut?
  • spicy618
    spicy618 Posts: 2,114 Member
    Did you have a bathroom in your barrel?

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    I didn't know "El Chavo" was in Chicago... lol

    I loved this show. :flowerforyou:
  • wildcard29
    wildcard29 Posts: 322 Member
    What exactly is a "hoochie mama"
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    What exactly is a "hood rat"?

    A hood rat is a rata...aka a chick who gets around. and is known to get around.
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE MEAN MUGGIN? WHY DO THE GIRLS SEEM TO HAVE TALONS FOR NAILS? EXPLAIN THE POINT OF HITTING ON A GIRL AND THEN TALKING **** ABOUT HER WHEN SHE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING BACK?
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    What exactly is a "hoochie mama"

    A hoochi mama is just like a Hood rat....EXCEPT she dresses better. They both however posses horriible speaking skills and use too much profanity.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    What exactly is a "hood rat"?

    A hood rat is a rata...aka a chick who gets around. and is known to get around.

    I hereby change my name to "ratabang"
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    What exactly is a "hood rat"?

    A hood rat is a rata...aka a chick who gets around. and is known to get around.

    I hereby change my name to "ratabang"

    BWAHAHAHAHAH hilarious!!! RATABANG BANG! you are awesome!:bigsmile:
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    WHAT ABOUT BEING CALLED THICKER THAN A SNICKERS? OR BETTER THAN POPEYES CHICKEN? EXPLAIN OH MASTER OF THE HOOD UNIVERSE.....
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Do you own a "grill"?
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    WHAT ABOUT BEING CALLED THICKER THAN A SNICKERS? OR BETTER THAN POPEYES CHICKEN? EXPLAIN OH MASTER OF THE HOOD UNIVERSE.....

    You my wonderful dear are speaking in other hood dialect.................a hood more tanner than my most awesome tan! ahood that like that Popeyes chicken!!!!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Do you own a "grill"?

    I once had a chicken head going downtown while that "Hollywood Grillz" song was playin!......damn!:devil:
  • fit4mom
    fit4mom Posts: 1,352 Member
    Do all inner city kids own a gun?
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    Did Mrs. O'Leary's cow really start the fire?
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    OK THEN.... I CAN GO WITH THIS... WHY DO PEOPLE AIRBRUSH AZTEC LADIES ON THE HOOD OF THEIR CARS? WHY DO PEOPLE OF HISPANIC HERITAGE MAKE THE BEST FOOD EVER AND MORE BABIES THAN MY VAGINA CAN FATHOM? ALSO, WHAT IS LA RAZA AND WHY DO REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES?
    LMFAO
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Did Mrs. O'Leary's cow really start the fire?

    theres a theorey that Mrs. Oleary was really just getting her freak on in the barn and her Man got carried away and too excited that they knocked over the candle.....and Chicago burns!!!:devil:
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO POST THAT I AM KIDDNG AND AM IN NO WAY RACIST.... AT ALL.
    MY CURRENT BOYFRIEND IS BLACK
    MY EX WAS KOREAN
    AND THE ONE BEFORE THAT WAS HISPANIC.... YEAH. I LOVE ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW LOL
    IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT RACISM THEN WE HAVEN'T MOVED BEYOND IT. (QUOTING MY FRIEND HERE)
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    OK THEN.... I CAN GO WITH THIS... WHY DO PEOPLE AIRBRUSH AZTEC LADIES ON THE HOOD OF THEIR CARS? WHY DO PEOPLE OF HISPANIC HERITAGE MAKE THE BEST FOOD EVER AND MORE BABIES THAN MY VAGINA CAN FATHOM? ALSO, WHAT IS LA RAZA AND WHY DO REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES?
    LMFAO

    We my dear are of an artistic culture.....A culture that embraces passion and frutility!! Of course the consequenses of this is Babies.....but who can resist them curves!...thats good eatin!

    My mom makes the best Enchiladas FYI!:bigsmile:
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO POST THAT I AM KIDDNG AND AM IN NO WAY RACIST.... AT ALL.
    MY CURRENT BOYFRIEND IS BLACK
    MY EX WAS KOREAN
    AND THE ONE BEFORE THAT WAS HISPANIC.... YEAH. I LOVE ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW LOL
    IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT RACISM THEN WE HAVEN'T MOVED BEYOND IT. (QUOTING MY FRIEND HERE)

    THAT is TRUE!!....People diversity is awesome!!! enjoy it and lets all have fun!!!
  • judykritikos
    judykritikos Posts: 161
    Nan - I read your post and laughed. I didn't even think racist - you just put it out there. I like that ppl can talk and discuss this stuff, ask questions, and keep a sense of humor. I'm cracking up at some of this stuff. But to be honest - I can't see the picture very well - so I wasn't sure if I was in the African nation or Mexican nation. I'm thinking we're talking south of the border hood stuff...
  • shiggyshane
    shiggyshane Posts: 215
    LMAO! man as always beerrunner you have the best topics..to damn funny..
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Does the store "Jimenez" still exist on 26th street (I think, it was that street)?
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Does the store "Jimenez" still exist on 26th street (I think, it was that street)?

    Oh hell yeah thats The Jimenez in da hood! theres also another one on North ave and Pulaski!

    Hell yeah they got the Mexican food goodz!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    How come mexican men (and other latin men) are fascinated with white girls?
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    How come mexican men (and other latin men) are fascinated with white girls?


    OH OH....................this answer might rattle some cages..hahahah FIRST and foremost. I love me ALL women! But see my brown brothaz(Mexican men) are fascinated with white women(as I am TOO) because the level of unnecessary DRAMA(u know what im talking about) is much much MUCH less!
    Plus it offers us a chance to drop our guard(culturally) for a bit and just let loose a bit Guero style!

    I for one being that I am 6'0 tall and 225 have had much success with white women......Actually thats what I date the most!!

    Come get me babycakes!!!:devil:
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Did you have a bathroom in your barrel?

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    LMAO!!!!!!!
    I loved watching that show!
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Do you have your last name on the back window of your vehicle... or across your stomach or back??
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Do you have your last name on the back window of your vehicle... or across your stomach or back??
    :laugh:
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