DAVIDS78 vs' 10 drunken HIPSTERS!

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BEERRUNNER
BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
This is all for fun & games.............

Who would win this epic match!?! DAVIDS78 aka Bedo! or 10 underfed tight jean wearing unbathed for a week HIPSTERS??

Setting: A sinking ship in the carribean!

Gear: The starvin artists/musicians aka HIPSTERS are armed with a 24 pack of PBR and theyre wallet chains! DAVIDS78 is armed with his Gymbag (and whatever is inside of it) and a Super soaker 5000!

Goal: Theres only 1 life raft and only 1 person can fit in it(or 3 hipsters)

Ready set GO!!!






***(IF you dont know what a hipster is go to WWW.DIEHIPSTER.COM)***
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  • Reneda
    Reneda Posts: 140
    lol... it really all depends on what is in DavidS78's gym bag....
  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
    No brainier!!! Duh
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    DavidS78's best weapon would be a bar of soap. Scares 'em right away.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    lol... it really all depends on what is in DavidS78's gym bag....


    Ok Beedo! whats in the bag!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :bigsmile:
  • VegGrrl
    VegGrrl Posts: 336 Member
    Beatin' up hipsters isn't even a challenge...I do it as a WARM UP for my real work-outs here in Portland! :wink:
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    2.15 hipsters and david's torso
  • FollowThatUnicorn
    FollowThatUnicorn Posts: 200 Member
    DavidS78's best weapon would be a bar of soap. Scares 'em right away.

    Or any mainstream music. If he has a boom box & some Britney Spears, he's got this.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    2.15 hipsters and david's torso

    Whats that mean Samwich?
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    2.15 hipsters and david's torso

    Whats that mean Samwich?

    It's a draw :bigsmile: those wallet chains can be hazardous
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Ok so this is what we got!

    So far Bedo would chase away the hipsters by having a Boombox with some loud Britney Spears on and he would run after them wiht a bar of soap!?!?!?!?!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Ok so this is what we got!

    So far Bedo would chase away the hipsters by having a Boombox with some loud Britney Spears on and he would run after them wiht a bar of soap!?!?!?!?!
    Pretty much sums it up. Should be EPIC!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Hold on!! what if these hipster started chicking cans at Bedo!?
  • FollowThatUnicorn
    FollowThatUnicorn Posts: 200 Member
    No problem. They all throw like underdeveloped 8 year old girls.
  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
    Lmao! Funny sheet
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    No problem. They all throw like underdeveloped 8 year old girls.
    Ha! Well played, miss.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Ok smartie pants...what IF Bedo only had socks and underwear in his Gym bag and NO soap!!?!?!?!?! what then huh!??? huh???
  • FollowThatUnicorn
    FollowThatUnicorn Posts: 200 Member
    Thank you Gordo, thank you. I speak from experience. 3 years living in Lower Manhattan right here. Financial District, NOT Lower East Side.

    Also, if David needs more ammo, he can start smashing some vinyl records and wear something non-ironically.
  • Reneda
    Reneda Posts: 140
    are the socks and underwear clean or dirty?
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    are the socks and underwear clean or dirty?

    His underwear are dirty...sweaty...but his socks are clean! Oh and he has deoderant in his gymbag too!
  • FollowThatUnicorn
    FollowThatUnicorn Posts: 200 Member
    Ok smartie pants...what IF Bedo only had socks and underwear in his Gym bag and NO soap!!?!?!?!?! what then huh!??? huh???

    He can wear nothing but said socks and underwear non-ironically, purchased at K-Mart or Wal-Mart of course, whilest yelling that he is a Republican, doesn't drive a hybrid and eats meat.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    are the socks and underwear clean or dirty?
    His underwear are dirty...sweaty...but his socks are clean! Oh and he has deoderant in his gymbag too!
    Dirty laundry = bait, Clean laundry and deodorant = repellant/weapon
  • FollowThatUnicorn
    FollowThatUnicorn Posts: 200 Member
    are the socks and underwear clean or dirty?
    His underwear are dirty...sweaty...but his socks are clean! Oh and he has deoderant in his gymbag too!
    Dirty laundry = bait, Clean laundry and deodorant = repellant/weapon

    Yes. Lure them in and then - BAM.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Ok smartie pants...what IF Bedo only had socks and underwear in his Gym bag and NO soap!!?!?!?!?! what then huh!??? huh???
    He can wear nothing but said socks and underwear non-ironically, purchased at K-Mart or Wal-Mart of course, whilest yelling that he is a Republican, doesn't drive a hybrid and eats meat.
    God bless America! I want him in a Captain America helmet, plus shield if possible. Maybe even the big red pirate boots from the old comic book version. but still in the whitey tighty briefs from Walmart.

    Not that I'd get any kind of sexual gratification from it, but rather because it would be comedy gold.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Ok what if these hispter were the ginat ones.............ya know the Kentucky corn fed ones!!!
  • FollowThatUnicorn
    FollowThatUnicorn Posts: 200 Member
    Hmmmm I don't think Kentucky has hipsters. A place has to have culture so they can mock it.

    Just kidding Kentucky ;)
  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
    I have been at work and finally got to read this, Funny as hell! I saw the thread pop up as I was driving to work, Beerrunner I am gonna get your ASSS back I just have to figure out how.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    DavidS78 would get in the life boat and make a clean break... everyone knows saving yourself from a sinking ship is way too mainstream.
  • FollowThatUnicorn
    FollowThatUnicorn Posts: 200 Member
    DavidS78 would get in the life boat and make a clean break... everyone knows saving yourself from a sinking ship is way too mainstream.

    NICE!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Hmmmm I don't think Kentucky has hipsters. A place has to have culture so they can mock it.

    Just kidding Kentucky ;)
    I love me some Louisville, KY. Spent a couple of weeks there for work, and fell in love with the place. It does, however, have its share of hipsters. Check around the college (obviously).
  • FollowThatUnicorn
    FollowThatUnicorn Posts: 200 Member
    Hmmmm I don't think Kentucky has hipsters. A place has to have culture so they can mock it.

    Just kidding Kentucky ;)
    I love me some Louisville, KY. Spent a couple of weeks there for work, and fell in love with the place. It does, however, have its share of hipsters. Check around the college (obviously).

    I live in Bumblef$%k PA and we have them here too. Blah. I guess they're better than emo kids?
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