Brown_Eyed_Squirrel Member

OMG YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO COME HANG OUT WITH ME?!?!?!? Oh...wait...you meant ONLINE...#MahBad

You have a very nice calf? I can ALWAYS find a reason to laugh and smile.

Maybe I should just stick with my two cats. They're cute. LOL

I just had my heartbroken by my best friend that I met on mfp 5 years ago and dated for 2 years. I think I'm going to skip flirting with anyone on mfp that might take me seriously from now on. LOL

Yay!!!!! What do I get??

LOL! I was just messing around. *booby hug*

So...Mike was obviously in my bushes again last night...

*giggle* 3 hugs. Sooooo...what do I get if I'm actually sad? #HowYOUDoin'

Did someone really "hug" me because my partner is rechargeable? I mean...it never cheats, never argues with me about what's for dinner, never makes me cry...and whenever I'm in the mood to "workout" it is, too! I love my partner. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Usually daily. Luckily my partner is rechargeable.

Never posting anything of substance.

Reminds me why I don't ever want to date again...

I should mention...I don't mean like minded as in they always agree with you. I mean like minded as in you get each other whether you agree or not and you can debate honestly. Gah I hope I NEVER become a person who only surrounds myself with people who agree with me. lol

I will agree and disagree with this. It really all depends on who you surround yourself with here. I've very much seen where people will find one person to be the enemy of the month and EVERYONE will dogpile on. I also think after enough time you can really weed those people out and only surround yourself with like-minded…

I don't clique. lol I did the MFP popularity contest for too many years. Now I have my trusted circle and I just have fun. <3

Sooooo... Being as I have a sense of humor AND a vajay...I should just stay out of the forums. #GotIt

Looks around time...12:47...How YOU doin'? ;)

Butt of Puppy...All I'm getting is b!tcha$$...

Funny. I actually say this a lot. But I mean it. The trick to me is keeping my circle small enough that when I say it I'm only saying it to people that I know have my best interests at heart. That wat when they tell me something I don't REALLY want to hear I know it comes from a place of love and respect and I'm willing to…

Don't worry. I can promise I won't be getting a life any time soon. Lolol

I assume the fact that I can't look away from this thread two nights in a row means I really need to get a life.

*Fist bump of soildarity*

I'd love to... Wait...what?

I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!! :D :D :D :D

Huh? Were you talking?

I dropped Kik when I got sent D1ck Pic. Ick. Sorry. Had to finish rhyming. But yeah...my friend sent me a pic...OF SOMEONE ELSE'S PEEN!!! lol But seriously I dropped it because everyone wanted to talk all the time and I have the attention span of... SQUIRREL!!!

Well dang. Now I just blushed. I win best retort and *Rudolph voice* She thinks I'm cuuuutttee!!!

MFP circa 2012: I just picked the year I started here. But it actually used to be a blast. You used to be able to swear without getting *kitten* censored. <~~~~See? You used to argue and bicker and debate and flirt and be crazy perverted. And wind up BFFs by the end because you were allowed to be an adult. They actually…

I photograph ok. Lol But thank you. I promise I'm the nicest kindest...BEST PERSONALITY...chick you've ever met. Lol

I assume everyone's prettier than me. So...dang...I guess everyone sucks... :/