Snap Judgments

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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    If you like Christian 'rock' music, I assume you're a really boring virgin.
  • sweetsloth
    sweetsloth Posts: 35 Member
    sweetsloth wrote: »
    I assume that the forums were probably more fun before UA bought MFP.

    You don't have to assume, I can confirm. It was.

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume that I'm going to burn the *kitten* out of my tongue on the first sip of coffee every morning. I know its coming, and yet I don't hesitate.

    It's like were living the same life...

    OMG, do you assume that people who like limp bacon are monsters too?

    Eww, limp bacon. Why does that even exist??
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume if your favorite band is Nickelback you have poor taste in music.

    I assume they have no taste in music period

    Meanwhile, I just assume they don't know what music is.



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  • When I feel less disgusted cleaning up my dog's poop than seeing my ex boyfriend's photo, I assume that I have bad taste in men.

    *Fist bump of soildarity*
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    When you post a perfectly positioned, meticulously angled, not a hair out of place selfie, I assume there are 52 prior ones in your camera gallery that you took before you chose to post that one perfect pic.
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I like the real people selfies. Especially when their pics match their posting in terms of being genuine. Others, eh not so much.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    When you post a perfectly positioned, meticulously angled, not a hair out of place selfie, I assume there are 52 prior ones in your camera gallery that you took before you chose to post that one perfect pic.

    And on the flip side, if you post an unfiltered selfie in which you're not afraid to look dorky or makeup-less or generally human, then I feel like I would like you right away.

    I'd look dorky even if I wore makeup (take a gander at the profile pic if you need proof), so I just usually cut out the middle man. Also, Snapchat filters need to diiiiiiiiiieeee. :D
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  • kakaovanilya
    kakaovanilya Posts: 647 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    When you post a perfectly positioned, meticulously angled, not a hair out of place selfie, I assume there are 52 prior ones in your camera gallery that you took before you chose to post that one perfect pic.

    I assume the same. I have this friend, she usually takes around 20 selfies in a row. I want to run away when she says let's take a selfie when we are having dinner or something. Why are people so afraid to share normal photos? Why do they give awkward poses or make weird faces?
  • If you like Justin Beiber i assume your a12 yo girl


    This is the real reason i didn’t get your snap isn’t it?
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    If your selfie doesn't look anything like you in real life.....I judge you to be a tool.
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  • I assume the fact that I can't look away from this thread two nights in a row means I really need to get a life.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    I assume the fact that I can't look away from this thread two nights in a row means I really need to get a life.

    Don't do it, you might miss something.
  • csbnga wrote: »
    I assume the fact that I can't look away from this thread two nights in a row means I really need to get a life.

    Don't do it, you might miss something.

    Don't worry. I can promise I won't be getting a life any time soon. Lolol
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume the fact that I can't look away from this thread two nights in a row means I really need to get a life.

    Don't do it, you might miss something.

    Don't worry. I can promise I won't be getting a life any time soon. Lolol

    I had one once, it was meh. Much better without it

    What was it like?
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    When people smell like ashtrays, I assume they are smokers. When people are smokers, I assume they have filthy alveoli.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    jenilla1 wrote: »
    When people smell like ashtrays, I assume they are smokers. When people are smokers, I assume they have filthy alveoli.

    Like Chef Boyardee, ugh
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume the fact that I can't look away from this thread two nights in a row means I really need to get a life.

    Don't do it, you might miss something.

    Don't worry. I can promise I won't be getting a life any time soon. Lolol

    I had one once, it was meh. Much better without it

    What was it like?

    it was like showing up to a party but I was the only one dressed in costume...i stuck out like a sore thumb...just knew everyone was staring and laughing at me :#
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume the fact that I can't look away from this thread two nights in a row means I really need to get a life.

    Don't do it, you might miss something.

    Don't worry. I can promise I won't be getting a life any time soon. Lolol

    I had one once, it was meh. Much better without it

    What was it like?

    it was like showing up to a party but I was the only one dressed in costume...i stuck out like a sore thumb...just knew everyone was staring and laughing at me :#

    What were you?