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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    If you're one of those guys who play video games 14 hours a day, I assume you have officially declared that you don't care about yourself, spouse, kids, job, and probably your hygiene.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    I assume that when items are missing from my fast food order that they were thinking "yeah, he doesn't need those calories"
  • sweetsloth
    sweetsloth Posts: 35 Member
    I assume that the forums were probably more fun before UA bought MFP.
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    When I get fast food, and half the order is missing I assume "you're an idiot. No wonder you work at _________."

    Then I assume that makes me a real b.tch for thinking that ..
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I assume that if you message me to ask me if I have kik you want to send me nudes

    So do you want them or not?
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  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I assume that if you message me to ask me if I have kik you want to send me nudes

    So do you want them or not?

    I want yours ;):*

    Let me bust out the vault. Just for you girl ;)
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    I assume that I'm going to burn the *kitten* out of my tongue on the first sip of coffee every morning. I know its coming, and yet I don't hesitate.
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    When you sell items on eBay with a much higher price than the actual retail store and you also charge a completely overinflated shipping cost I assume 2 things,
    1. You're a horribly greedy seller.
    2. If you're the buyer you're horribly stupid to pay such prices.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume that I'm going to burn the *kitten* out of my tongue on the first sip of coffee every morning. I know its coming, and yet I don't hesitate.

    It's like were living the same life...

    OMG, do you assume that people who like limp bacon are monsters too?
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I assume if your favorite band is Nickelback you have poor taste in music.

    I assume they have no taste in music period
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,122 Member
    I assume that anyone that is a Raider's fan is delusional.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • kakaovanilya
    kakaovanilya Posts: 647 Member
    When I feel less disgusted cleaning up my dog's poop than seeing my ex boyfriend's photo, I assume that I have bad taste in men.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    I assume that anyone that is a Raider's fan is delusional.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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    why would you say that?

    everybody knows that the Raiders have won the Super Bowl for the last 10 years straight now...
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    bojack3 wrote: »
    When someone blathers on everyday about their workout, posts hand blistered pics, and hasn't made a significant physical gain since there first 6 months of working out.....i assume they do crossfit.


    oh my.... oh dear
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I assume everyone goes to Urban Dictionary instead of Webster's to look up a word.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    sweetsloth wrote: »
    I assume that the forums were probably more fun before UA bought MFP.

    You don't have to assume, I can confirm. It was.
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