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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    I've got nobody to blame but me

    https://youtu.be/jqUx-WDL-Pc
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    I assume @Caporegiem hates all women named Tiffany.

    Quite the contrary, those she-devils are my weakness.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I assume when I walk into a room and people stop talking, they were talking about me
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I assume when people are always late they think their time (and life) is more important than mine
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I assume people who like dogs better than cats are needy
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I assume people who wear a lot of perfume/cologne have bad personal hygiene and are trying to use fragrance as a mask
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  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I assume everyone uses Google at least 100 times a day like I do.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I assume if you are loud you crave attention
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I figure if you have gross teeth and appear to never brush your teeth, I assume other areas of your personal hygiene are likely lacking..
  • sweetsloth
    sweetsloth Posts: 35 Member
    I assume when a person is actively using their phone at the gas station whilst pumping gas, they’ve insufficient brain cells functioning properly.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I assume women who always have meticulously done hair and make-up are insecure
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    When you're talking on your phone at the check out, I assume you're a self-important rude jacka.ss
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I assume if someone has a souped up car that they speed through the city in they are an *kitten*
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    If a guy talks about wanting to get laid alllll time. How, where, with who, pleading about how horny he is, I assume you're coming across kinda rapey. Really, control yourself.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I assume people who make fun of vegetarians or vegans (or of any restrictive diet...keto?) feel ashamed of their own diet
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I assume everyone who is playing in the forums on a Friday night has no life.
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I assume people who make fun of vegetarians or vegans (or of any restrictive diet...keto?) feel ashamed of their own diet

    I am ashamed of my diet. I’m also an *kitten*

    same...and same!
  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume whenever I try to sell anything on Craigslist, 9 out of every 10 replies are scams. I'm usually right.

    I assume people who create craigslist ads are murderers

    I assume they either stole it or it's garbage.
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
    edited December 2017
    People I see driving like a lunatic. you know who you are, they sitting in the left turn lane then decide I am gonna turn right instead...watch this and they cut crazily across traffic as if they have a death wish.

    Yeh IDIOTS
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    People I see driving like a lunatic. you know who you are, they sitting in the left turn lane then decide I am gonna turn right instead...watch this and they cut crazily across traffic as if they have a death wish.

    Yeh IDIOTS

    You didn't say "I assume"
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I assume every flirt message I receive here is from a married man.

    Also, I assume that every man I pass on my runs are wanting to mug me. It has happened, so I now just give a warning hairy eyeball to everyone and then when I get to them I give a bright sunny smile and a cheerful hello. I dare them to mug me in that confusion
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