Mercenary1914 Member

Dayum!

:love:

damn...ironanimal! props homie!

I saw her first!

That's Right!

I don't think so.. Because check it: Telling a lie burns less calories than coveting your neighbor's wife...or killing someone.

I usually call my mom and tell her about it, Then she goes and facebooks about it, After that, my cousin from Florida will tweet the story. Then one of her followers joins MFP, and sends me an EMPTY Friend Request... So from now on....I am going to just reply on MFP...

Can't Wait!

Dutch Ovens .... I heard they work.

I am scared of the Easter Bunny..... It never talks..Just stands there looking crazy, all fluffy, and *kitten*....

ooohhh...Sweet and Spicy...kinda of like an upgrade to Sweet and Sour.

I saw a cop this morning...he was standing out side his car holding some weird looking hand held device... It was like a toy gun...He didn't even shoot it!

Lucky *kitten*.... I like to cut my sirloin up and put on a salad the next day.... Very good.

I knew it...I like to put sauce on my breasts....yah know....spice it up!

yea...That movie Karma Sutra? Not bad...the acting in it was ok...

yea...but the weird thing is..I am having one breast early...and one breast later... I hope they don't mind me giving them separate attention.

I am thinking about having liquor this weekend... Last weekend I had a bottle of Moscato.... This weekend seems like a crown or bacardi and coke kinda weekend...

I might have chicken tonight...but then I am having chicken for lunch... That may be too EXCESSIVE.

Nice...BBQ Chicken sounds hella good... Which reminds me of this BBQ Chicken I had last week. It was amazing...It was Grilled Chicken that had .....wait for it......... BBQ sauce on it! Can't beat that.

VA here sun! NOVA

y0 sktllmdrhmz What are you having for dinner? I am still trying to decide.

me too.. I also buy a lot of Crystal Farms liquid Egg Whites

heck yea! Your back is the sh....

I like back muscles and all.... but can the other backside take a good azz smack? if so...I am in :love:

I don't exercise... I SEXercise!

This..^^ The other posters are telling fibs

That's ONE reason...

I think people cheat because they are selfish... No matter the reason...it always points back to being Selfish...