Do you think this is excessive?

I'm usually a turn the other cheek kind of girl, but some dudes gotta be taught a lesson.

So....last night I wanted to run and my BFF wanted to drink so we compromised. With $20 bills and ID's in our sports bras we ran to a local bar for drinks. Seemed like a good idea at the time. After two vodka sodas each and me eating low carb and her not eating since lunch we decided it would be a good idea to then run up to Applebee's so she could get some food. Two double vodka sodas and no food later BFF convinced me that that "Son a B*tch MFing Cheating Piece of *kitten*" (her words) took something from me (a piece of my heart :sad: ) so we needed to take something from him. As stealthily as two drunk runners could we snuck up to his apartment and stole his little porcupine shoe cleaner and welcome mat. You are NOT welcome MF. We then decided to see if he had anything good in the back of his truck and since I didn't want to carry the welcome mat back to my apartment I chucked it over the fence. Low and behold, in the back of the truck we found a brand new camping lantern! I needed one of those! There were also 2 really nice barstools back there with cow hide seats and metal backs with stars. Super cute, but we thought that might be a tad suspicious when we were seen running down the access road with them. So to sum it up -

Total Drinks - 4 vodka/sodas each (6 if you count the last 2 were doubles)
Food - none.
Miles run/stumbled - approx. 4
Items stolen - 3 (technically 2 since we didn't keep the welcome mat, but threw it over the fence)
Good times had by all - 2
Pictures taken with the stolen items - 4

The bad part....I don't really feel better about it today (last night yes, today no). Should I put his stuff back?