Do you think this is excessive?
I'm usually a turn the other cheek kind of girl, but some dudes gotta be taught a lesson.
So....last night I wanted to run and my BFF wanted to drink so we compromised. With $20 bills and ID's in our sports bras we ran to a local bar for drinks. Seemed like a good idea at the time. After two vodka sodas each and me eating low carb and her not eating since lunch we decided it would be a good idea to then run up to Applebee's so she could get some food. Two double vodka sodas and no food later BFF convinced me that that "Son a B*tch MFing Cheating Piece of *kitten*" (her words) took something from me (a piece of my heart :sad: ) so we needed to take something from him. As stealthily as two drunk runners could we snuck up to his apartment and stole his little porcupine shoe cleaner and welcome mat. You are NOT welcome MF. We then decided to see if he had anything good in the back of his truck and since I didn't want to carry the welcome mat back to my apartment I chucked it over the fence. Low and behold, in the back of the truck we found a brand new camping lantern! I needed one of those! There were also 2 really nice barstools back there with cow hide seats and metal backs with stars. Super cute, but we thought that might be a tad suspicious when we were seen running down the access road with them. So to sum it up -
Total Drinks - 4 vodka/sodas each (6 if you count the last 2 were doubles)
Food - none.
Miles run/stumbled - approx. 4
Items stolen - 3 (technically 2 since we didn't keep the welcome mat, but threw it over the fence)
Good times had by all - 2
Pictures taken with the stolen items - 4
The bad part....I don't really feel better about it today (last night yes, today no). Should I put his stuff back?
So....last night I wanted to run and my BFF wanted to drink so we compromised. With $20 bills and ID's in our sports bras we ran to a local bar for drinks. Seemed like a good idea at the time. After two vodka sodas each and me eating low carb and her not eating since lunch we decided it would be a good idea to then run up to Applebee's so she could get some food. Two double vodka sodas and no food later BFF convinced me that that "Son a B*tch MFing Cheating Piece of *kitten*" (her words) took something from me (a piece of my heart :sad: ) so we needed to take something from him. As stealthily as two drunk runners could we snuck up to his apartment and stole his little porcupine shoe cleaner and welcome mat. You are NOT welcome MF. We then decided to see if he had anything good in the back of his truck and since I didn't want to carry the welcome mat back to my apartment I chucked it over the fence. Low and behold, in the back of the truck we found a brand new camping lantern! I needed one of those! There were also 2 really nice barstools back there with cow hide seats and metal backs with stars. Super cute, but we thought that might be a tad suspicious when we were seen running down the access road with them. So to sum it up -
Total Drinks - 4 vodka/sodas each (6 if you count the last 2 were doubles)
Food - none.
Miles run/stumbled - approx. 4
Items stolen - 3 (technically 2 since we didn't keep the welcome mat, but threw it over the fence)
Good times had by all - 2
Pictures taken with the stolen items - 4
The bad part....I don't really feel better about it today (last night yes, today no). Should I put his stuff back?
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Ok, so I'll be keepin' his crap then.0
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You should probably take a ish on his porch, too.0
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You should probably take a ish on his porch, too.
Where were you with the great ideas when we needed 'em last night!0 -
y0 sktllmdrhmz
What are you having for dinner?
I am still trying to decide.0 -
This post makes me miss my girlfriends back home.0
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Very mature.0
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So if someone steals your purse and throws it in a trash can later, it's not technically stolen?Items stolen - 3 (technically 2 since we didn't keep the welcome mat, but threw it over the fence)
Do you realize he could prosecute you for this?0 -
y0 sktllmdrhmz
What are you having for dinner?
I am still trying to decide.
I'm doing BBQ Chicken, fried potatoes and green beans.
"Girls just wanna have fun"0 -
Haha, I say keep it. Dont leave expensive stuff outside.
And don't cheat. Moron.
Lol, at least you didn't Carrie Underwood him.
EDIT: I realize it isn't a super mature answer, but neither is the problem, haha. Having been on her side of things (aside from the drunken running), I don't blame her, lol.0 -
So if someone steals your purse and throws it in a trash can later, it's not technically stolen?Items stolen - 3 (technically 2 since we didn't keep the welcome mat, but threw it over the fence)
Do you realize he could prosecute you for this?
Yeah ... and there's not only photographic proof, but this post as well.
If you're serious and this isn't a joke post, you might be in some serious trouble soon.0 -
y0 sktllmdrhmz
What are you having for dinner?
I am still trying to decide.
I'm doing BBQ Chicken, fried potatoes and green beans.
"Girls just wanna have fun"
Nice...BBQ Chicken sounds hella good...
Which reminds me of this BBQ Chicken I had last week. It was amazing...It was Grilled Chicken that had .....wait for it......... BBQ sauce on it!
Can't beat that.0 -
I might have chicken tonight...but then I am having chicken for lunch...
That may be too EXCESSIVE.0 -
Have you ever heard of Karma?0
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Well there is the fact that you broke a law...
*shrugs*0 -
I might have chicken tonight...but then I am having chicken for lunch...
That may be too EXCESSIVE.
Winner two breasts in one day!!!0 -
You couldn't have done it the same night, though. You'd have to wait until the next day. Nothing beats a liquor ish, especially after all that running to loosen it up.0
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Winner two breast in one day!!!
I always like my breasts two at a time.0 -
This would be something that I would totally do. Sober.0
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You couldn't have done it the same night, though. You'd have to wait until the next day. Nothing beats a liquor ish, especially after all that running to loosen it up.
I am thinking about having liquor this weekend...
Last weekend I had a bottle of Moscato....
This weekend seems like a crown or bacardi and coke kinda weekend...0 -
@Merc - Leftover Sirloin, 'bout a 9 oz.0
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Winner two breast in one day!!!
I always like my breasts two at a time.
yea...but the weird thing is..I am having one breast early...and one breast later...
I hope they don't mind me giving them separate attention.0 -
Had you not posted this and not taken pics- I'd say karma is a b*tch and he got his...but I am worried that with the written and photographic evidence, you may get yours worse.
But since you ran, ate low carb and drank vodka- maybe it was just a good night.0 -
@Merc - Leftover Sirloin, 'bout a 9 oz.
On the BBC??0 -
Do you have any gay friends? 'Cause you could chloroform him, get gay friends #1 and #2 to take some explicit pics of him, and then tag him in them on Facebook.0
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Winner two breast in one day!!!
I always like my breasts two at a time.
yea...but the weird thing is..I am having one breast early...and one breast later...
I hope they don't mind me giving them separate attention.
They do. They like equal treatment, preferably close in time to one another.0 -
Sounds like one of those plans my friends and I would scheme about but never actually do... seems pretty excessive but having had this issue, understandable by me! The POLICe, however, would not be as understanding as I am. If there was a way to get rid of this thread and your pics, I'd do it!!!!0
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Have you ever heard of Karma?
yea...That movie Karma Sutra?
Not bad...the acting in it was ok...0 -
I hope they don't mind me giving them separate attention.
Probably not. Hell, sometimes it just works out where you can only get to one at a time. Left foot blue then spin the dial and whatnot.0 -
Winner two breast in one day!!!
I always like my breasts two at a time.
yea...but the weird thing is..I am having one breast early...and one breast later...
I hope they don't mind me giving them separate attention.
They do. They like equal treatment, preferably close in time to one another.
I knew it...I like to put sauce on my breasts....yah know....spice it up!0 -
Klassy.
Don't be butthurt when he calls the cops.0
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