Do you think this is excessive?

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  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Winner two breast in one day!!!

    I always like my breasts two at a time.

    yea...but the weird thing is..I am having one breast early...and one breast later...

    I hope they don't mind me giving them separate attention.

    They do. They like equal treatment, preferably close in time to one another.

    I knew it...I like to put sauce on my breasts....yah know....spice it up!

    Saucy is good. Spice is good. Sweet is good.
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    @Merc - Leftover Sirloin, 'bout a 9 oz.

    Lucky *kitten*....

    I like to cut my sirloin up and put on a salad the next day....

    Very good.
  • kelseyhere
    kelseyhere Posts: 1,123 Member
    Hahaha, you sound like a cool chick. Since he's the one who cheated, I say it's his bad karma getting him back. He's a dumbass for leaving nice stuff in the back of his truck anyways. He was askin' for it if you ask me. Keep the stuff, but drop it after that and don't see him again. It's OK to get a little revenge if no one get's truly hurt (maybe you hurt his pockets a bit), but that being said, you're still an adult so this kind of behavior should not happen often.
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    Klassy.

    Don't be butthurt when he calls the cops.

    I saw a cop this morning...he was standing out side his car holding some weird looking hand held device...

    It was like a toy gun...He didn't even shoot it!
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    Winner two breast in one day!!!

    I always like my breasts two at a time.

    yea...but the weird thing is..I am having one breast early...and one breast later...

    I hope they don't mind me giving them separate attention.

    They do. They like equal treatment, preferably close in time to one another.

    I knew it...I like to put sauce on my breasts....yah know....spice it up!

    Saucy is good. Spice is good. Sweet is good.

    ooohhh...Sweet and Spicy...kinda of like an upgrade to Sweet and Sour.
  • AliciaNorris81
    AliciaNorris81 Posts: 185 Member
    Eh...I thought it was funny. I would have just rearranged his crap though. I don't want anything of my ex's.

    I was being stalked by my psycho ex once. So, my friends and I (In a drunken stupor) dressed in all camo, painted our faces, and made the mile long stroll through the woods to his house. We planted a note (cut out of newspaper letters) on his car all "Serial Killer Style". I can't remember what it said, but it was one of the best nights I have had.

    On the way home (we live in a small town) a police officer pulled up to us when we got to the street. He just shook his head and laughed, asked if we did anything illegal, and drove away.

    Edit: I think we were about 21-22 at the time. Also, I want to clarify that I do not promote stealing in any way and don't think the stuff should have been taken.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Winner two breast in one day!!!

    I always like my breasts two at a time.

    yea...but the weird thing is..I am having one breast early...and one breast later...

    I hope they don't mind me giving them separate attention.

    They do. They like equal treatment, preferably close in time to one another.

    I knew it...I like to put sauce on my breasts....yah know....spice it up!

    Saucy is good. Spice is good. Sweet is good.

    ooohhh...Sweet and Spicy...kinda of like an upgrade to Sweet and Sour.

    Yummy. Enjoy your breasts.
  • Here2GetFit
    Here2GetFit Posts: 292
    I certainly didn't expect to read that the OP is 35. How sad.
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    Do you have any gay friends? 'Cause you could chloroform him, get gay friends #1 and #2 to take some explicit pics of him, and then tag him in them on Facebook.

    How old are you people?
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    so we needed to take something from him. As stealthily as two drunk runners could we snuck up to his apartment and stole his little porcupine shoe cleaner and welcome mat. You are NOT welcome MF. We then decided to see if he had anything good in the back of his truck and since I didn't want to carry the welcome mat back to my apartment I chucked it over the fence. Low and behold, in the back of the truck we found a brand new camping lantern! I needed one of those! There were also 2 really nice barstools back there with cow hide seats and metal backs with stars. Super cute, but we thought that might be a tad suspicious when we were seen running down the access road with them. So to sum it up -
    Total Drinks - 4 vodka/sodas each (6 if you count the last 2 were doubles)
    Food - none.
    Miles run/stumbled - approx. 4
    Items stolen - 3 (technically 2 since we didn't keep the welcome mat, but threw it over the fence)
    Good times had by all - 2
    Pictures taken with the stolen items - 4

    Let's see. I'll break the law, then post about it on the world wide web! Genius.
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    The first thing I did was check your age...IMO 35 is way too old for this kind of shiz. Regardless of what he did to you - and it might have been fun at the time - stealing his stuff just isn't right no matter how vindicated you might feel at the moment.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Nah, not excessive. Pretty normal for a dumb teenager I would say.

    Oh wait, you're 35? Classy.
  • rungirl1973
    rungirl1973 Posts: 2,559 Member
    At 35, you should be able to hold your liquor better than that...

    Living well is the best revenge, cliche but true.
  • takingnameskickingbutt
    takingnameskickingbutt Posts: 231 Member
    Did you boil his bunny too?
  • Tanyawhite30
    Tanyawhite30 Posts: 473
    You didn't poop on his door step?....oh...it's true...you didn't eat...
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    Did you boil his bunny too?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    Do you have any gay friends? 'Cause you could chloroform him, get gay friends #1 and #2 to take some explicit pics of him, and then tag him in them on Facebook.
    Best idea yet :D open wide lol..
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I think you should post the pictures on Facebook with the stolen items and write "LOL what a great time wrecking and stealing my ex's stuff!"
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
    I think you should post the pictures on Facebook with the stolen items and write "LOL what a great time wrecking and stealing my ex's stuff!"

    Then add "It wasn't me"
  • Here2GetFit
    Here2GetFit Posts: 292
    She deactivated. lol
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    She deactivated. lol

    Da law can still hunt her down!
    :laugh: :smile:
  • majones_orl
    majones_orl Posts: 195 Member
    Too Funny.
    I just think you never know where there are camera's these days.
  • buckeyegirl0103
    buckeyegirl0103 Posts: 194 Member
    She deactivated. lol

    Now that's the funniest part of the whole thread!!
  • DrowningMermaid
    DrowningMermaid Posts: 143
    I know she's already deactivated but I just have to say this in case she ever returns.

    Starting off a post asking "is this excessive?" means you already know it was a drunken mistake and HELL YES it was excessive.
    Whether the guy cheated or not, you don't have the right to steal or destroy his things. This is the kind of thing you and a friend may drunkenly plot out and plan about, but you don't follow through. It's a great fun idea in theory but when you think about it, it's pretty ridiculous. Is it worth it to possibly be charged for petty theft and destruction of property just because you got jilted? I don't think so because then he's gotten you again.

    Hopefully you return his things, apologize for your actions and move along with your life.

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