FINALLY! A thread not related to fried foods or cheating!

sheldor5
sheldor5 Posts: 6
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Whats the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?

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  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I cheated on my diet with some deep-fried chicken.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Lol because that's an original forum topic, too.
  • MSRunner23
    MSRunner23 Posts: 107
    I got busted by my SO while eating french fries with another woman.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    When I made the idiotic decision to read and reply to this thread. :noway:
  • munkey418
    munkey418 Posts: 139
    I cheated on my diet with some deep-fried chicken.

    LOVE!
  • sheldor5
    sheldor5 Posts: 6
    Lol because that's an original forum topic, too.

    I just joined today and those 2 topics are the only ones I have seen
  • Mercenary1914
    Mercenary1914 Posts: 1,087 Member
    I cheated on my diet with some deep-fried chicken.

    damn...ironanimal!

    props homie!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I cheated on my diet with some deep-fried chicken.

    damn...ironanimal!

    props homie!
    It was so full and juicy...and my face got so wet.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Lol because that's an original forum topic, too.

    I just joined today and those 2 topics are the only ones I have seen

    No offense was meant, I see that you're new. :flowerforyou:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I cheated on my diet with some deep-fried chicken.

    damn...ironanimal!

    props homie!
    It was so full and juicy...

    :cry: of love!!
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    Started a thread before reading any of the forums.. Man I was so ashamed
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
    I love desk.. and lamp.. I love lamp...
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    I cheated on my diet with some deep-fried chicken.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I had to be cut out of a wrecked vehicle with the jaws of life. My jeans had to be sacrificed. I was in a red thong.

    I dont wear thongs anymore.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    That I opened this thread expecting something completely different! :embarassed:
  • torygirl79
    torygirl79 Posts: 307 Member
    Not most embarrassing ever but lunges made me be sick in the gym today - that was fairly embarrassing.

    Most embarrassing ever was probably being bullied for a year's worth of PE lessons at school because my parents refused to let me have a bra when I had developed breasts. It's probably one of the reasons why I loathe excerise as, as a young teenager, those kind of things really matter...
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I had to be cut out of a wrecked vehicle with the jaws of life. My jeans had to be sacrificed. I was in a red thong.

    I dont wear thongs anymore.
    So next time your jeans are removed they'll get an even nicer surprise?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Fish Tacos and Deep fried Cheese
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    NOT TELLING:glasses:
  • SMJ1987
    SMJ1987 Posts: 368
    I had to be cut out of a wrecked vehicle with the jaws of life. My jeans had to be sacrificed. I was in a red thong.

    I dont wear thongs anymore.

    Coulda been a lot worse.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    May 2007. I was at my heaviest of around 294(ish) pounds.

    My sister was getting married and I was the Maid of Honor. It was going to be a *very* casual wedding and my sister told us not to worry about having matching bridesmaids dresses - just have them all be black.

    Night before the wedding, she called me and said she changed her mind and she wanted us all to match.
    I'm the Maid of Honor, so it was my job to take care of this.

    I went down to Target and bought three identical black dresses.
    I was rather enormous (Size 24) but I squeezed into a Size 18 dress.
    It was very lowcut and had spaghetti straps. I tried it on with a bra but it was not a dress you could wear a bra with.

    Next morning, I drove the 2+ hours down to the town the wedding was going to be on, went into the bathroom to change, and...

    My boobs don't fit in the dress.

    Uh oh.

    The lady performing the wedding ceremony had a brooch that I used to hold the dress closed enough to (mostly) contain the girls for the wedding.

    Disaster averted.

    Then the wedding ended and the lady needed her brooch back.

    Crap. Okay, I had to be careful, but the girls were sort of covered(ish).

    Then it was time for the tossing of the bouquet.

    My sister threw it. I lunged for it.

    I fell out.

    Completely.

    Both boobs, completely out of my dress.

    In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.
  • TheAncientMariner
    TheAncientMariner Posts: 444 Member
    May 2007. I was at my heaviest of around 294(ish) pounds.

    My sister was getting married and I was the Maid of Honor. It was going to be a *very* casual wedding and my sister told us not to worry about having matching bridesmaids dresses - just have them all be black.

    Night before the wedding, she called me and said she changed her mind and she wanted us all to match.
    I'm the Maid of Honor, so it was my job to take care of this.

    I went down to Target and bought three identical black dresses.
    I was rather enormous (Size 24) but I squeezed into a Size 18 dress.
    It was very lowcut and had spaghetti straps. I tried it on with a bra but it was not a dress you could wear a bra with.

    Next morning, I drove the 2+ hours down to the town the wedding was going to be on, went into the bathroom to change, and...

    My boobs don't fit in the dress.

    Uh oh.

    The lady performing the wedding ceremony had a brooch that I used to hold the dress closed enough to (mostly) contain the girls for the wedding.

    Disaster averted.

    Then the wedding ended and the lady needed her brooch back.

    Crap. Okay, I had to be careful, but the girls were sort of covered(ish).

    Then it was time for the tossing of the bouquet.

    My sister threw it. I lunged for it.

    I fell out.

    Completely.

    Both boobs, completely out of my dress.

    In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.

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    Just kidding! That seemed like it sucked hardcore, lol!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    May 2007. I was at my heaviest of around 294(ish) pounds.

    My sister was getting married and I was the Maid of Honor. It was going to be a *very* casual wedding and my sister told us not to worry about having matching bridesmaids dresses - just have them all be black.

    Night before the wedding, she called me and said she changed her mind and she wanted us all to match.
    I'm the Maid of Honor, so it was my job to take care of this.

    I went down to Target and bought three identical black dresses.
    I was rather enormous (Size 24) but I squeezed into a Size 18 dress.
    It was very lowcut and had spaghetti straps. I tried it on with a bra but it was not a dress you could wear a bra with.

    Next morning, I drove the 2+ hours down to the town the wedding was going to be on, went into the bathroom to change, and...

    My boobs don't fit in the dress.

    Uh oh.

    The lady performing the wedding ceremony had a brooch that I used to hold the dress closed enough to (mostly) contain the girls for the wedding.

    Disaster averted.

    Then the wedding ended and the lady needed her brooch back.

    Crap. Okay, I had to be careful, but the girls were sort of covered(ish).

    Then it was time for the tossing of the bouquet.

    My sister threw it. I lunged for it.

    I fell out.

    Completely.

    Both boobs, completely out of my dress.

    In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.
    That's one way to make sure the wedding is remembered forever.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
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    Just kidding! That seemed like it sucked hardcore, lol!
    That's one way to make sure the wedding is remembered forever.

    It's one of those things where you have two choices -
    1) Never leave your house again, or
    2) Laugh about it

    I chose the latter. It really is pretty funny, aside from the horribly mortifying factor.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I *kitten* myself before work when I only that I had to fart. I went home immediately.

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