MrsBully4 Member

I would legit rather eat a cockroach

I tell my husband I wub him

Ahahha. He gained 10lbs! He's been celebrating impending fatherhood.

If you're always hungry up your calorie goal :huh:

Lifecycle of an MFPer 1. Start out at 1200 calories 2. Complain about how you're "stuffed" at 1200 calories and don't understand why everyone wants you to eat more 3. Make a post calling out the mean people 4. Gradually up your calorie goals when you grow tired of being "stuffed" on asparagus spears 5. Realize that you're…

I like walking on the treadmill and I will walk on the treadmill extra long just for y'all. Bite me.

my husband, he knows how to elevate my heart rate.

Everyone loves the smell of their own farts so that sounds like a win-win to me

Maybe OP puts a tea bag in a gallon of milk and drinks that.

I bet 9/10 Breaking Bad fans have googled this

I've actually gotten bigger from all the muscle I gained lifting heavy. I keep tearing the seams on my shirts and I have to walk through doors sideways.

I met my husband in a game.

You need to eat more, especially if you are exercising. You need to try to net a minimum of 1200 calories per day by eating back your exercise calories. You should also try to get much more protein - aim for 100g per day.

Yeah I avoided losing weight because I was afraid of loose skin too, it was a great excuse to sit on my *kitten* getting fatter.

Do what you can to prevent it but honestly... some people get it. Some people don't. I personally don't have any yet, but who knows what will happen? And who cares? It's not like I'm strutting around in a bikini these days anyways.

You can't spot reduce belly fat. Start strength training.

My cousin and I both took it, neither of us gained weight from it but my cousin did get a blood clot in her leg and wind up in the hospital.

My diet is better than your diet and that makes me morally superior

You're a little chubby and it makes you feel embarrassed. You don't want to join a team or play sports because you don't want to be the chubby one. You're reluctant to play outside and swim or run or whatever because you feel uncomfortable and you don't want any of your friends to laugh at you. So you say you don't like to…

You can't spot reduce fat. At this point your best bet is probably to focus on strength training and building muscle before trying to cut any more fat.

White rice is so bland.. I can't imagine anyone being passionate enough about their white rice that they would insist on it for long.

I don't really care what other people eat.

Urgh, I hate the taste of whole milk.

I use unsweetened because it tastes much better to me than sweetened. Besides, I don't pour sugar in cow's milk. Why would I want it in almond milk?

It tastes good.

I'm shocked and disgusted that seafood is an eligible food on this program. Next you'll be telling me they're letting poor people eat vegetables. What is this world coming to?!

They should post armed guards at the entrance to the grocery store to keep out the undesirables and let the poor people rummage through the dumpsters out back for expired meat like God intended.

In order to ensure that poor people don't have access to food they're not allowed to eat, I think welfare offices should do away with food stamps and instead hand out a sack of flour and a can of beans per week.