HowieTwoPointZero Member

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

When I was a few hundred pounds heavier I went as The Blob from X-men Evolution. I'm trying to dig up a picture now.

A little? AHhahahah Dude, I speak Klingon. Bring it petaQ!

And done.

Now that I posted a topless pic, you'd never get rid of me anyhow!

In 1999 I was 592 pounds. I had bariatric surgery and got to 400 and stayed there. Thirteen months ago I was 415. Came to MFP because of some silly reasons and now I'm at 281 That's 311 from my heaviest. 134 since MFP. I have no idea how it got so bad. Also when I get home I'm going to add every single one of you guys.

I'm mixed, half Sephardic Jew / Half Ashenazic Jew. Half of my family are a few generations from Spain, speak Spanish fluently. My nickname when I was a kid was Juan Epstein. I have NO idea what to put on those forms. I just write in 'Imperial Race Klingon'.

Oh you. You're trying way to hard to troll dude. Just relax. Have a cheeseburger.

When I hit 291 I got the ½ symbol tattooed on me to celebrate being half the size I once was.

This. http://boingboing.net/2013/03/05/mash-up-call-me-maybe-vs.html

Congrats!!!!

Because in the 21st Century, people who lose a ton of weight are this generations rockstars. And honestly who doesn't like groupies.

When someone cuts off the head of the Kurgan with Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos Ramírez's sword and goes through the quickening. Wait, am I the only one who went right to the highlander reference?

Depends on how long I'm bouncing off the rubber walls in my straight jacket before they medicate me.

I use a cup and a half of vanilla almond milk. (135 calories) with 6 shots of home brewed espresso every morning. Don't need to add anything else, dump the whole thing in a 30 ounce cup. (I have a ton of Starbucks trente cups I reuse for this). It pretty much takes care of both my calcium needs and my caffeine wants for…

I'm really upset I didn't have the stones to take before pictures. I'd like to have a better grasp of where I was and how far I came. You're a hell of a lot braver then me.

When I hit 350 I emailed a local bike shop. I gave them the whole story and they sold me this used monstrosity they cobbled together. I've never bent anything, though I did have to get a bigger seat and I'm so damn strong I just realized I broke one of the petals today.

Over two tons down.

No matter where you go, there you are.

Honestly in the voice over I thought he sounded like Picard. That would be a damn *kitten* awesome villain, a Young Mirror Universe Picard. I'll be over here writing my fanfic.

Ravnos 4 lyfe.

I escape from Zombies, she runs towards them. All you need to know. Happy Birthday to one of the most supportive people I know and one of the people I'm going to allow on my commandeered cruise ship during Z-Day.

Hahahhahaahhaha.

Are you an African or European 19 year old?

Wow, I can't wait until I lose enough weight that I don't feel horrible for the 'fat piece of ****'.

I'd buy you a monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkey?

Nooooooooooooo, not the bad place. I'll be good, promise.

I add anybody who requests me even though I kind of prefer an introduction at least. The only three glaring exceptions to that rule are people who are Pro-Ana (Sorry, I can't sit idly by and watch you damage yourself) and those who are trying to sell me stuff. (I see one mention of Body by Vi and not going to happen.) and…

Since you both declined, then accepted mine, that makes you a double jerk. Also I learned from Brett that the site filters profanity in friend requests. WTF.

Me? Wait, I don't do mocha. Nevermind.