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Mission Impossible
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Thanks Mr.Man. I like to think I'm pretty freakin awesome. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
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Haha touché! Touché!
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Eating a sandwich right after having sex.
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Stop being a player. Focus more on school instead of social life... Weed is going to affect your memory for the worse in a few years so stop smoking it dumb*ss! Also, don't suck on whip it's ...
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Hahahhah By far... The best answer here!
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*kitten*.. Add a foot while you're at it too!
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Wow three huh? That would take talent . Might as well stuff a fist up there.
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It seems like everyone has a slutty crush on Mary-Beth. Why aren't you getting double penetrated by now?
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Wait... Can I come?! Threesome anyone?!
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Sweetgrl is my crush :-X
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D*mn you stole mine.. Probably second would be Betty Boop or basically any female cartoon character with huge tits. Did anyone else have a crush on Jessica Rabbit because I wanted to do her.
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You have a scooby doo fetish
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Joined the mile high club... Sigh...
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I'm crushin.... On your mom!
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Your mom
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Also...I like to rhyme all the time. I'm convinced I was a rapper in a past life.
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I went to the movies to see Lords of Rings, Return of the kings ....... By myself.
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Would love to but my husband would just make fun of me.
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Bump
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Bump
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Sex with my husband
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I agree. :-)
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Vegas with my lover and a new tattoo:-)
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"Congrats on the sex" Go watch a video on YouTube by Lonely Island featuring Akon . Songs called "I just had sex" You're friend probably won't get it but it's funny :-)
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Not sure if you're into this idea but you could get a tattoo? That's what I'm doing with my Husband. We're also taking a vacation to Vegas so you could plan a trip somewhere warm to show off your new hot bod.:-)
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Coco Pine... Lame
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Yes.. No one wants nasty a*s swass going on down there.
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What the *kitten* is this ? I NEED to know if it's for real. It would really come in handy for my many a drunken nights.