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WHY!?!?!?!?
Are people so !@#$% stupid?!?!?
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Pats/Giants: Round 2
What a horrible way for football to die this year...bring on the commercials, I say!
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NARWHALS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc They are awesome! **Just some random fun for today since the forums appear to be getting ugly in a few posts**
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Football Is Dead To Me...Until Next Season
However, if there is a just & loving God there will be a Ravens/Niners Super Bowl...anything involving either the Pats or the Giants will make me vomit profusely. Signed, A VERY Disgruntled Eagles Fan P.S. Is anyone else just in it for the Super Bowl commericals now?
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Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. Next?
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Tax Help! - Any Accountants in the House??
Would anyone be willing to let me pick his/her brain about an income tax question?? If so, could you please PM me? Thank you!! :smile:
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A Wish for 2012
DEAR GOD: My prayer for the year 2012 is for a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix up these two requests like you did last year. Amen!
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The Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire…
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Must See TV
Bill Alcide Eric Jason
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Best Sign EVER!!!
Hell hath no fury...LMAO!!! :laugh:
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No Funny Pictures Thread?!?!?!?!
Seriously...who got their panties in a wad & got that hilarious thread deleted?!?!?! :grumble: :angry: :mad:
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December 7...70 Years
Just a brief note to remember the lives lost at Pearl Harbor and a thank you to all of the service men & women who put themselves in harm's way to protect the rest of us. Your service & sacrifice and that of your families at home means more to many of us that words can say. :flowerforyou:
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Little Help Here, Please! :)
The torture is forth coming...yes, I have to get my wisdom teeth removed on Friday. I've never had to have a tooth removed by a dental professional ever; so I'm kind of freaking out. But that's not what I need help with. I was hoping to get some suggestions on what kind of stuff to eat while my chompers are out of…
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RANT!
I have to vent...are they any other apartment dwellers out there? How do you handle an upstairs neighbor with absolutely ZERO consideration for you as the downstairs neighbor? My upstairs neighbor is awful...I've lived below families with small children & that was like having an empty apartment above me in comparison. Last…
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Feedback Needed
So you may have happened across the thread I started the other day with all the eye candy. Just for sh*ts and giggles, at home I Googled hot male actors. I stumbled across a list compiled by Glamour magazine of the Top 40 or 50...in that list near the TOP, mind you I found him. Am I the only red-blooded hetero female…
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Worst Game Ever?
Doggie Doo :Europes top new action game has come to America. Feed and walk your little pup, if he makes a mess you clean it up! When you squeeze his leash he makes a gassy sound that gets louder and louder until??.plop. The first to clean up after the dog three times wins.
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Pet Problem
Rob had a problem with one of his parrots... The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. Rob tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could…
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LADIES!!
Since most of us are dieting and things like Reeses, Hershey, etc are out...how about some yummy EYE candy??? :bigsmile:
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FED UP
You know...I've only been here a short while relatively speaking. And in that short time, I've really tried to avoid getting involved in the nastiness that can go on. I've tried to post things that will make people laugh or smile and I think, for the most part, I've succeeded. The fact that I now find myself debating…
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Cooking Question
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I Did What You Told Me...
I sent the email to 5 people like you said. I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen ..
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No Fun Zone???
This is what I have to say to that...
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Tattoos Gone Wrong
Ok...so I was talking with the parents of one of my daughter's friends over the weekend about tattoos. Her friend's dad has some really awesome portrait tats of his kids. What would you do if THIS is what happened to you? Or do you have examples of tattoos gone horribly awry? And PLEASE let's keep it clean, k? :smile:
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Lighten Up People
HOW TO POOP AT WORK As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the survival guide for taking a dump at the office. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets…
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Alzheimer's Test
How fast can you guess these words? 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? Well, you don't have Alzheimer’s, but you ARE a pervert!
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ATTENTION!
That is all.
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Confucius Say...
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Cheating
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said, 'pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.…
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Gamers...Need a Litle Help
I would like to get my kids a gaming system for Christmas this year...The Wii is relatively cheap & comes with a lot of stuff ($135 @ Target w/ a controler, a steering wheel & Mario Kart). The PS3 has the Blu-Ray capabilties; but doesn't come with squat. I need some input...what would you all recommend and why?
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Stress Management
Here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest Psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile... 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands in the cool running…
