Pet Problem

LauraMacNCheese

Rob had a problem with one of his parrots...

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Rob tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think
of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, Rob was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. Rob shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

Rob, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the
parrot, Rob quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped
out onto Rob's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you
with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
Intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior."

Rob was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change
in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

LuckyLeprechaun

ahahahahahahahahahaha

Trechechus

This is one of my all time favourite jokes! I LOVE parrot jokes!

emilydmac

that is too funny!

dmpizza

A blond walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.

Bartender says, "Hey that's neat where did you get it?"

Parrot says "Sweden, there's millions of them".

Ocarina

LOL! Totally saving that.

_Khaleesi_

Thanks for sharing this! Funny on so many levels... My parents have a parrot... who may need freezer treatment

JetzGurl

A blond walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.

Bartender says, "Hey that's neat where did you get it?"

Parrot says "Sweden, there's millions of them".

LMAO!!!