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You know you're on MFP when........?
....you're excited about getting new shoes...... I GOT NEW RUNNING SHOES!!!!
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If you could switch your body with....
... one of your MFPals, who would it be & why? For me it's - cad39too - because, well have you seen Cad? What about you?
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You know you're getting fat when ________ ?
.. you have to buy bigger panties. We all know those can stretch a size or two!
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Trusting MFP Calorie Burns
Alright, mass o' strangers... I have read many time NOT to trust MFP Calorie Burns because "they are always off." Couple of questions... 1. Is MFP normally higher or lower than the actual rate? 2. Are there certain exercise groups more notoriously off base... Like can I trust the Walking rate but not the Elliptical, or…
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Can you burn 1200+ calories on an Elliptical machine..
..in half an hour? Is this possible? Today I went for: 30 mins @ 450 watts 26.2 mets I'm 203 lbs & the Elliptical said I burned 1278 calories... Again, is this possible or is my machine whack?
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Psst tageekly - you want some candy?
So I don't know about you all but I would like to say a few things about.. tageekly aka. My Geekly! Aside from occasionally turning into a bad*ss fairy princess, My Geekly is hands down, full stop the grooviest MFPal a girl/guy could ever have... she has made me smile on days when smiling actually hurt, she personally…
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After Thanksgiving Food Poisoning
Up in the middle of the night with a husband clearly struck with food poisoning, thank goodness I didn't cook ... however it does have me late-night wondering. How many other America have taken to the thrown after this our holiday meal?
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Monty Python Anyone?
What is your quest?
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Jokes
What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle... *smile* Now you.....
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MFP Cruise....
With all your coolest pals.. who would go?
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Favorite Band Names that Weren't
My two favorite band names that were never bands are: Animal *kitten* and Liquid F**k .... you?
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Angry Guys
How often are you all pissed off? Is it normal for a guy to hit, throw and break things on a regular basis? (once a week or so) To be more clear... this is not about hitting a person.
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I NEED something healthy inside me...
After the Shakespearean tragedy of cookies and chocolate that was last week, I really NEED something good to eat... I'm thinking Calabacitas with Red Chile and Avocado. Any other suggestions?
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What's your 'air' instrument?
I've always been a 'air' drums kind of gal... however, as I've slimmed down my instrument has changed - I went bass in the 200's and find myself more and more often on lead guitar.... *reachin for the mic* What's your 'air' instrument?
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Goes down...
..but wont stay there..... Jumps around to much, doesn't get to the point... The point is to go down. Our weight, right?
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Zombies or....
a-hem Relations.... (does saying 'Horseback-riding' still get these things locked)? I've noticed there is a ****-ton of people who mention Zombies and S.ex on their profile pages... who are "Inspired By" or find they want to "Get In Shape" because of a Zombie attack or for better, sometimes BIGGER 'rolls in the hay'.... I…
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Dearest Santa,
This mid-year letter writing campaign must end, for the sake of Mrs. Clause. Candy Mae is a friend of mine and her feelings would be crushed. Enclosed you will find a pre-order on the family Christmas list, pass it on to Wendy. In the future, this will be our only type of communication, understood? Thank you for this…
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Words you've added to your dictionary because of MFP?
Was surprised when the computer didn't know Cardio but my favorite word that I've added to my computers dictionary because of MFP is: Drum-roll please.... Douchecanoe
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Star Wars, Star Trek or Battlestar Galactica?
Is this a nerd troll? Could be! Choose your side and defined mercilessly.... Go.
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Roller Rink Music
Anyone else have fond memories of the roller rink and the music that play...not to mention the terrible cafeteria style food? **I got this idea from another thread someone posted a song that was total roller rink music** My favorite song was... The Humpty Dance Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G) All right! Stop whatcha doin'…
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How do YOU use your MFP?
...the site not the actual pals themselves! :bigsmile: What's most important in your MFP experience? Of course I use the Food & Exercise log, and check the forum posts regularly. However, I must admit the social aspect of this site... "Rocks like that dude from Foghat." Personally I love messages dropped lackadaisically on…
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Goals
I've changed up some of my goals... 1) Standard Push-up <-- Hell, like 10 of them. 2) Jog for longer than 20 seconds. 3) Penetrate the next hole on my watch. 4) Do some sort of walk/run fun walk this summer. 5) Fast 6) Get the damn dog to act right at the park so I can jog with his silly *kitten*! What are your goals? Have…
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Mmmm Sleep!
Anyone else want to sing the praises of sleep?
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Predict something about the next person.. Game!
Guess something about the person who might comment directly under you! ie... I bet you lost 2 lbs last week. or I guess your a girl with kids and strong goals. Whatever comes to mind, lets see who's right and who's completely wrong..! (Be sure to comment with your answer and your prediction for the next person.) Here's…
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How many loggin days have you had?
I'm @ 101... which I can't believe... where are you at? Also, what's the highest 'logged in' amount of days you've seen? I half expect fireworks to go off when I log in for my 365th day, please someone tell me that happens!!
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Hit on or Flirted with?
Neighbor says to me: "Hey, hey come here, come here!!! If you lose anymore weight, I'm gonna have to come over there and steal you from your husband." There was a bit of creepy factor to this one, and I'm not sure if I'm just out of practice... What do you think of my NSP (Non-Scale Peculiarity)... was he trying to flirt…
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Curious Non-Scale Victory
Imagine your typical apartment style white plastic toilet seat lid... You know the kind, bevelled (that may be the wrong word) top that falls/pops in every time a large person sits on them? Yesterday, I sat down on mine to well lets just say *braid hair* , and sure enough if I didn't hover there on the bubble, NO POP!!…
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Straight Up Talkin about Sex (Mature Content)
*Now I'm not lookin to get this thread booted or anything. However, and I'm sure I'm not alone - I wanna talk about SEX..!* I'm hungry to try out the new body, the strong new legs, the pitch perfect balance..! It seems lately I think about sex all day long, especially after working out. (It doesn't help that I've been…
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Caught Red Handed
My husband and I quit smoking 2 years ago this month. For the last 3 weeks I've had my suspicions he was smoking again. So this morning (which happens to be his birthday) I come downstairs and he's not in the house at 7am so I went looking for him and sure enough if I didn't find him in the basement smoking. Any thoughts?
