Roller Rink Music

KickassAugust
KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Anyone else have fond memories of the roller rink and the music that play...not to mention the terrible cafeteria style food?
**I got this idea from another thread someone posted a song that was total roller rink music**

My favorite song was... The Humpty Dance

Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}

Replies

  • 2012asv
    2012asv Posts: 702 Member
    Yes! and the TERRIBLE excuse for food they had... Where I grew up there was only one roller rink and it smelled like melting gym socks when you walked in. Lovely, fond memories :) lol

    I cant think of any song in particular but they always played great songs and then cut them short!!!!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Oh God...

    Push It by Salt N Peppa... hands down!
  • _hi_hat3r_
    _hi_hat3r_ Posts: 423 Member
    Naughty by Nature OPP
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I got sick of Two Princes by Spin Doctors b/c it was played nightly at my ice rink all through high school.
  • grimm1974
    grimm1974 Posts: 337 Member
    I don't know about favorite, but the one song that never fails to play is The Jitterbug.
  • MrsRipdizzle
    MrsRipdizzle Posts: 490 Member
    I seem to be stuck in the 90s in terms of music - so I often play the JJ Fad, Salt N Pepa, and Quad City DJs stations on my Pandora. Makes exercise SO MUCH fun!
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
    You youngsters should have herd the Music we had in the 1960's! I'd skate to anything today compared to that Crap we had!!!! LOL
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    My favorite roller rink song was "Obsession: by Animotion. "You're an obsession, you're my obsession, what do you want me to be, to make you sleep with me..."

    The roller rink also had the best selection of all the Ferrara Pan candies (anyone from Chicago will know what I'm talking about)- Lemonheads, Atomic Fire Balls, Alexander the Grape, Boston Baked Beans, Jaw Busters- so good!

    On a sad note, our roller rink closed this month due to overly high property taxes. A part of my childhood died when it shut down. So many parties and memories there.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    I loved the slushies and hotdogs at Cheapskate!
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    This one’s for the couples out there, grab your lady, grab your guy and get out on the floor...

    Lights lowered,
    Queue, Take My Breath Away (Berlin)


    Yep I remember those days.
  • nichalsont
    nichalsont Posts: 421 Member
    My roller skating days seem to be much earlier than the other posters here, but I remember them fondly. Typical songs I heard were:

    Bad Case of Lovin' You - Robert Palmer
    Babe - Styx (couples only)
    Whip It - Devo
    Turn to Stone - ELO
    Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
    Lots of Boston, Pink Floyd, and one hit wonders
  • tistal
    tistal Posts: 869 Member
    Oh God...

    Push It by Salt N Peppa... hands down!

    My answer too!

    My daughter and I have been going skating every other saturday and they still play the "classic" skating music!
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    Oh oh.. what about Boyz to Men... It's so hard to say good bye at the end of the night...
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