Zombies or....

KickassAugust
KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
a-hem Relations.... (does saying 'Horseback-riding' still get these things locked)?


I've noticed there is a ****-ton of people who mention Zombies and S.ex on their profile pages... who are "Inspired By" or find they want to "Get In Shape" because of a Zombie attack or for better, sometimes BIGGER 'rolls in the hay'....

I too added both reasons to my profile early on with MFP...

Who else is workin out for the Zombies & for the lovin?

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  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    I just want to *kitten* a zombie.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Any man who calls relations with his woman "horseback riding" should be gelded. But to answer your question, I'm only here to prepare for the zombie apocalypse.

























    And to try and get some, I'm not going to lie.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    Like both, am preparing for both, have neither right now... :grumble:
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    Midget zombies turn me on
  • xSCiNTILLATEx79
    xSCiNTILLATEx79 Posts: 245 Member
    definately both, but being able to outrun the Zombies, highly motivational.
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    yes, i would like to look great naked, which in turn, (i hope), will lead to some bedroom action .....and yes!, I definitely need to be able to enhance my fitness level to survive the zombie apocalypse
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    I like zombie hookers...does that count!
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    I just want to *kitten* a zombie.

    I f*ucked a zombie for years :ohwell:
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    I just want to *kitten* a zombie.

    I f*ucked a zombie for years :ohwell:

    A Real Doll?
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    Like both, am preparing for both, have neither right now... :grumble:

    You deserve both, dammit!
  • PsiChi
    PsiChi Posts: 157
    yes, i would like to look great naked, which in turn, (i hope), will lead to some bedroom action .....and yes!, I definitely need to be able to enhance my fitness level to survive the zombie apocalypse

    First of all you're already gorgeous :wink:

    and second, the only ispiration I need is Arnold.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    It's all about the booty.
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    It's all about the booty.

    Giving or receiving? BTW 81 lbs is amazing...doubt you have much booty left
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Both. My husband likes how I look now, but he thinks muscles are hot and I wanna build them up!!! Plus, I work with the dead (literally) and hey, I'll be the first to know when the apocalypse breaks out so I gotta be in shape!
  • rainforestboots
    rainforestboots Posts: 15 Member
    A serve of both for me please!
  • _TastySnoBalls_
    _TastySnoBalls_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    yes, i would like to look great naked, which in turn, (i hope), will lead to some bedroom action .....and yes!, I definitely need to be able to enhance my fitness level to survive the zombie apocalypse

    First of all you're already gorgeous :wink:

    and second, the only ispiration I need is Arnold.


    :blushing: thanks!
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