Dearest Santa,

KickassAugust
KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
This mid-year letter writing campaign must end, for the sake of Mrs. Clause. Candy Mae is a friend of mine and her feelings would be crushed.

Enclosed you will find a pre-order on the family Christmas list, pass it on to Wendy. In the future, this will be our only type of communication, understood?

Thank you for this moment of your time. Give my best to Candy Mae!

Sincerely,
Still tryin' to be good, August!


P.S. If you continue to picture message me your Candy Cane, I will have to contact the council of Elves!

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  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    This mid-year letter writing campaign must end, for the sake of Mrs. Clause. Candy Mae is a friend of mine and her feelings would be crushed.

    Enclosed you will find a pre-order on the family Christmas list, pass it on to Wendy. In the future, this will be our only type of communication, understood?

    Thank you for this moment of your time. Give my best to Candy Mae!

    Sincerely,
    Still tryin' to be good, August!


    P.S. If you continue to picture message me your Candy Cane, I will have to contact the council of Elves!

    Are you drunk?
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    This one time at band camp
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    I have no idea what you're talking about.

    I think she is saying she wants you to picture message her a pic of your candy cane.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Candy canes are bent
  • mslack01
    mslack01 Posts: 823 Member
    somebody's gettin switches
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    searches for mfp username Santa
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    :huh:
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
    Put down the bath salts....walk away...everything will be OK?
  • crobl
    crobl Posts: 380
    Put down the bath salts....walk away...everything will be OK?

    bath salts? too soon....






    oh wait, not soon enough!
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Candy canes are bent

    Cliff, how'd you know?
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Put down the bath salts....walk away...everything will be OK?

    bath salts? too soon....






    oh wait, not soon enough!

    Don't eat my face!
  • crobl
    crobl Posts: 380
    Put down the bath salts....walk away...everything will be OK?

    bath salts? too soon....






    oh wait, not soon enough!

    Don't eat my face!

    Do you think..that if you survived your face getting eaten...that you'd get scared every time someone tried to kiss you?
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