You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

KickassAugust
KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
in Chit-Chat
.. you have to buy bigger panties.


We all know those can stretch a size or two!
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  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    You realize your pants don't button so you fold them under and wear a longer shirt.....:cry:
  • 2012asv
    2012asv Posts: 702 Member
    omg seriously... that and when your usual comfy clothes become snug, and you want bigger ones! AHHH!! No thank you!
  • 2shoes123
    2shoes123 Posts: 204 Member
    When your pants get shorter and you know they didn't shrink.
  • VaporsWorld
    VaporsWorld Posts: 441 Member
    When you stand up and the plastic outdoor chair stands up with you. Bleh!!
  • maddymama
    maddymama Posts: 1,183 Member
    When your pants get shorter and you know they didn't shrink.

    THIS!
  • ChelseaM18
    ChelseaM18 Posts: 303
    Your butt completely fills out those pants that were once baggy as ****

    This week is making me think I'm heading towards that sooooooon. D:
  • boldtsmith
    boldtsmith Posts: 120 Member
    Your personal gravitational pull starts interfering with Doppler radar.
  • aki7chien
    aki7chien Posts: 85 Member
    When people ask you when you're due...............and you're not pregnant. :(
  • boldtsmith
    boldtsmith Posts: 120 Member
    When people ask you when you're due...............and you're not pregnant. :(
    Or when you're a guy!
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    You get out of breath tying your shoes.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    when you pants start making you look like you have a muffin top :laugh:
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    When you break your chair at work :sad:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    When you stop wearing shoes with laces.
  • focus4fitness
    focus4fitness Posts: 551 Member
    When your back fat starts to look like man boobs.
  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
    When my jeans are tight.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    When you stop wearing shoes with laces.

    do flip flops count? :laugh:
  • RunnerBlonde808
    RunnerBlonde808 Posts: 257 Member
    When you stand up and the plastic outdoor chair stands up with you. Bleh!!

    this, this!
  • tobnrn
    tobnrn Posts: 477 Member
    When you stop wearing shoes with laces.

    do flip flops count? :laugh:

    I hope not or Im in trouble
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    When you stop wearing shoes with laces.

    do flip flops count? :laugh:

    I hope not or Im in trouble

    me too girl, lol
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
    When your back fat starts to look like man boobs.

    this :(

    and when you are scared your pants are gonna split!
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    for men.... when the 2 year old girl looks at you and says, "Mommy, look! That man is going to have a baby just like you!" (mom walks away as quickly as a pregnant woman can...)

    ^^^ that actually happened! my daughter!!!! lol!!!
  • obolton756
    obolton756 Posts: 261 Member
    when the jeans are becoming harder and harder to pull on...
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    When shaving your legs turns into yoga.
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    When shaving your legs turns into yoga.

    When shaving your co**ter is impossible!
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    ....you start to think how much easier it would be to slide down the bannister rather than having to wallk down...try doing so...and end up rolling down the stairs.

    Yep....happened to me. :blushing:
  • ImCaptainJackSparrow
    ImCaptainJackSparrow Posts: 18
    When you have numerous chins when you smile
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    When you step on your talking scale and it says.."One at a time please". Or for us in the south, "Y'all get off me".
  • peterson_jessica
    peterson_jessica Posts: 119 Member
    .. you have to buy bigger panties.


    We all know those can stretch a size or two!

    Mine was definitely the bigger panties! My mediums and smalls were getting a little tight.. now they fit perfect again :)
  • cloud2011
    cloud2011 Posts: 898 Member
    You go to parents' night at school and you can't fit into the student desk, but before you try, the teacher offers you a standalone chair (true story).

    I can now fit into the desk, but it's a little bit snug. By this fall, I hope it's easier.
  • anwilson_83
    anwilson_83 Posts: 66
    you guys have me lol! these are so funny but true!

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