You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
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    When you can't cross your legs. And when you have to put your foot over your knee just so you can tie your shoe laces.
  • Kany
    Kany Posts: 336
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    When you wear skirts everyday to work because you can no longer fit into your "fat" pants.
  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
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    when you ask your 10 yr old "sweetheart is mommy fat?" and she replies "mom I really don't want answer that or I'll hurt your feelings!"

    Can you imagine how I felt.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    When reaching to wipe become a chore
  • jerbear1962
    jerbear1962 Posts: 1,157 Member
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    You sit down in the recliner and your belly doubles as your food tray, not only my plate but my soda too..

    You walk into a buffet and everyone rushes to get in front of you.

    You sit down in a chair wondering if it is going to hold you.
  • Lisafrazier71
    Lisafrazier71 Posts: 59 Member
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    ...when there's another butt where your stomach once was :(
  • dawn_eichert
    dawn_eichert Posts: 487 Member
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    LMAO....

    When you lay down on the bed to button and zip your pants and then have to yell to someone to come rescue you off the bed
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
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    When the guy at the river won't rent you one of the mini jet boats because he says you're too big. When you're afraid to ride a roller coaster because those bar thingies never seem to click all the way down over your stomach or across your giant boobs.

    So glad those days are over. The first time I flew after I lost 100 pounds, I kept the tray table down the whole flight, just because I could! It used to only come 1/3 of the way down before hitting my stomach. Not handy at that angle for much of anything. Your peanuts just slide off the back.
  • scribb
    scribb Posts: 3,659 Member
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    When the only 6 pack you have is in your fridge.
  • toque88
    toque88 Posts: 113 Member
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    When your youngest asks you "Is there a baby in there?"
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
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    when you drop your fork on the floor and just look at it and say F*#k it ill get a new one and just step over it and leave it there lol
  • LORIANN1108
    LORIANN1108 Posts: 11
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    WHEN YOU STOP GOING TO BALL GAMES BECAUSE YOU DON'T FIT IN THE SEAT
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    When your talking scale says, "One at a time, b!tches!"

    When you can no longer see your private parts unless you are looking in the mirror.

    When cutting your own toenails becomes an extreme sport.
  • LORIANN1108
    LORIANN1108 Posts: 11
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    I HAVE ONE BETTER...YOU CHILD ASKS WHO IN IN YOUR WEDDING PICTURE WITH YOUR HUSBAND!!!!
  • ScottA1972
    ScottA1972 Posts: 6
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    When you have to go to the big and tall section/store, and you AIN'T tall!
  • cgarand
    cgarand Posts: 541 Member
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    When I have to buy new scrubs because my thighs rubbing together have worn holes in them. :sad:
  • mrsk27
    mrsk27 Posts: 9 Member
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    you get horrid red stretch marks and you aint had a baby
  • vlnalto
    vlnalto Posts: 64 Member
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    It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:

    This.
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
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    .. you have to buy bigger panties.


    We all know those can stretch a size or two!

    i feel you on that one :grumble:
  • RingSize8
    RingSize8 Posts: 175 Member
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    The drive thru seems like too much work. I mean, you have to get up and walk to your car, then walk back to the couch once you get home with the food. Luckily, you can eat in the car on the way home with the food to give yourself energy to make it from the car to the couch. Getting food delivered might seem like a better option. ...but yet, getting up and answering the door for the pizza delivery guy is it's own problem. Why can't they just delivery the pizza to my lap? I would gladly pay extra. ;)

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