You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • Darmonatrix
    Darmonatrix Posts: 35
    u cant fit in the bathtub??

    ah yes i had forgotten about this. when i used bath, i would pull the plug out and the water would empty but only from my hips down. i still had full bath behind me.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    People begin to pray when you get on an elevator with them...
  • JessicaHeathfield
    JessicaHeathfield Posts: 64 Member
    you're eating lunch thinking about dinner

    Hahahaha, oh man this is me... :( Don't think it'll ever change, I love food too much!
  • prium01
    prium01 Posts: 306 Member
    You keep your purse on your lap to hide that gut!!! Yep, I had to buy bigger purses!!!


    This!!
  • Moviegal77
    Moviegal77 Posts: 65 Member
    When all your pants/skirts/shorts have an elastic waistband.
  • GAB219
    GAB219 Posts: 27 Member
    When you sit on the toilet and it creaks (more like groaning).
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    Your butt takes up the whole of the bottom of the bathtub!
  • Poprocket_2012
    Poprocket_2012 Posts: 142
    When your inner thighs rub together when you walk, leaving painful red marks and wearing holes in your jeans
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
    When you try to make a "ghetto-fied" button extender with a rubber band. LOL
  • riggsy81
    riggsy81 Posts: 44 Member
    when you cant see all of your man hood - unless standing over a mirror!!!!
  • HunterKiller_wechange2
    HunterKiller_wechange2 Posts: 332 Member
    people shield and hide their food from you as you walk past them.


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  • VoodooLuLu
    VoodooLuLu Posts: 636 Member
    when you can't see your feet anymore or the couch collapses..
  • NuttyNat24
    NuttyNat24 Posts: 30 Member
    When you stand up and the plastic outdoor chair stands up with you. Bleh!!


    ^ this made me laugh :D
  • KaleeCat
    KaleeCat Posts: 152 Member
    When your husband grabs your muffin top and calls you his "fluffy muffin" O.o
  • Flossie1981
    Flossie1981 Posts: 160 Member
    When your bum hangs off the edge of the seat on the train! :blushing:
  • jicaluvulotz
    jicaluvulotz Posts: 1
    When you cant see ya toes bc ya belly tooo big lol:laugh:
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    You're embarrassed to go to a restaurant because of the stares you might receive.
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
    When you cant see ya toes bc ya belly tooo big lol:laugh:
    I can't see my toes when I look down because my bewbies are too big, not my belly.
    When you stand up and the plastic outdoor chair stands up with you. Bleh!!
    Have you ever had one of them break on you? Or one of those folding metal chairs fold backwards and give way because of the load on them?

    When the seat belt doesn't fit around your belly. My dad couldn't ride in my old car because of this.
  • DonttrythatwithME
    DonttrythatwithME Posts: 214 Member
    other peoples shoes become appealing to eat
  • love2cycle
    love2cycle Posts: 448 Member
    When you step on your talking scale and it says.."One at a time please". Or for us in the south, "Y'all get off me".

    I thought I would never stop laughing at this!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • bmqbonnie
    bmqbonnie Posts: 836 Member
    When you go to a restaurant and

    You ask for a table, not a booth, because you can't fit in the booth

    When you take chair in said table, no one else can sit in the table behind you because your chair is scooted out so far

    You can't get up into the higher chairs in the bar area

    You can fit into a booth, but you turn what would be a six person booth into a four.

    I'm a host at a restaurant and yeah... this stuff happens a lot.... glad I stopped before that point.
  • NYCNika
    NYCNika Posts: 611 Member
    When you have 10x more tops than bottoms, cause every time you try on a pair of pants you go "oh, no!".
  • prudism
    prudism Posts: 149 Member
    You get out of breath tying your shoes.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS
  • xMallie
    xMallie Posts: 208 Member
    When you can't cross your knees in a lady like manor anymore!
  • sandi117
    sandi117 Posts: 445 Member
    You're a D/DD cup and your stomach sticks out further than your boobs... Luckily that's not the case anymore!
  • BiggJim38
    BiggJim38 Posts: 1,077 Member
    You can't breathe when you bend over and tie your shoes
  • NYCNika
    NYCNika Posts: 611 Member
    When shopping for clothing is no longer fun.
  • xALEXANDROx
    xALEXANDROx Posts: 3,416 Member
    you get out of breath easily.
  • sheldonsteyn
    sheldonsteyn Posts: 483 Member
    You look at ur shadow n think HOLY HELL!
  • wllwsmmr
    wllwsmmr Posts: 391 Member
    you keep wearing the same thing (baggy shirts and sweats) because you don't feel like dressing up

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