You know you're getting fat when ________ ?
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Or when your pants DO split...at work....of all places!
i hear that and have had it happen or the button pops.
and ofcourse in the case of a guy when you can't see your little fellow or your moobs are bigger then a womens0 -
I always know when I have gained weight when I feel heavy in the morning after I wake up. My back also hurts and I get nightmares of my hubby leaving me.0
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you have to WRESTLE on a sports bra. #brightside #addedworkout0
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When your hipster skirt fits you tightly on the waist!!0
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You weigh more then you should...
Worst answer ever!0 -
When people ask you: how's the dreamer bulk going."
But you're not bulking...0 -
when doors are getting harder and harder to walk through0
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when you are at work and the button flies off your pants, nearly putting out the eye of a co-worker0
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when you have to photoshop your pictures before you put them on facebook0
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You realize you can't see your the "down stairs neighbor"0
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When you worry about your hips touching the people sitting next to you .LOL0
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You have to hold your breath just to tie your shoes....
Your pants wear in-between the thighs first....
(Ladies) You can't find clothes to fit you anywhere but Lane Bryant....
You can't buy your wife Frederick's Of Hollywood bras from anywhere but that "special" wall....
They won't let you ride rollercoasters because the lap bar doesn't close far enough....
When you wear a red shirt, you hear "hey Kool-Aid man" multiple times a day....
The USPS gives you your own zip code...0 -
When you stop wearing shoes with laces.
do flip flops count? :laugh:0 -
you look down and can't see your.............toes0
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Two words: bathtub dam.0
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You make stretch pants earn their name.0
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You take your jeans out of the dryer, put them on and burn your stomach on the button.0
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when you have nothing to wear!
when you feel heavy!0 -
Mirrors always lie! Pictures never lie! You know you are getting fat when you notice it in the pictures!0
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You can't button your suitcoat comfortably and theres that awful little gap in between the buttons...black suit...white shirt...there are peeps of white between your buttons.... just awful.0
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you have to sit to tie your shoes up, ha0
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your grandkids favorite game is jiggle grammas arms0
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Your jumping jacks actually register on the Richter Scale!0
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When you try to put on last years winter jacket, and the sleeves are so tight the song "fat man in a little coat" pops into your head and gets stuck there.0
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When a baby holds your belly and says "tatas"0
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When you try to put on last years winter jacket, and the sleeves are so tight the song "fat man in a little coat" pops into your head and gets stuck there.
Oh I have definitely done this ^ lol0 -
When you have mastered the art of steering your car with your stomach.
When you get red marks from your seat belt
When you get into your car you have to fall sideways, when you get out you have to rock back and forth.0 -
when your tummy covers more of your keyboard then your fingers, and frequently types for you.
when you can use your tummy as a table and never spill your drink
when you feel like you are going to suffocate when sitting in low chairs
when the water in the bathtub never, ever covers your tummy if you lay down, making you look like a floating island
when the kids play at the beach, and want you to be the whale ......0 -
When small children flock to you not because you are a cool person, but because your graviational pull is too much for them.0
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Woman's b00bs get bigger and a guys D00daa gets shorter0
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