You know you're getting fat when ________ ?

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  • cmcmommy
    cmcmommy Posts: 197 Member
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    When you worry about your hips touching the people sitting next to you .LOL
  • rob1976
    rob1976 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    You have to hold your breath just to tie your shoes....

    Your pants wear in-between the thighs first....

    (Ladies) You can't find clothes to fit you anywhere but Lane Bryant....

    You can't buy your wife Frederick's Of Hollywood bras from anywhere but that "special" wall....

    They won't let you ride rollercoasters because the lap bar doesn't close far enough....

    When you wear a red shirt, you hear "hey Kool-Aid man" multiple times a day....

    The USPS gives you your own zip code...
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    When you stop wearing shoes with laces.

    do flip flops count? :laugh:
    how about clogs or slip on shoes? You know its bad when you're wearing house slippers! I've seen this. I used to prefer clogs myself.
  • tigerblood78
    tigerblood78 Posts: 417 Member
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    you look down and can't see your.............toes
  • kaylemartin
    kaylemartin Posts: 235 Member
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    Two words: bathtub dam.
  • prwhicks
    prwhicks Posts: 32 Member
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    You make stretch pants earn their name.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    You take your jeans out of the dryer, put them on and burn your stomach on the button.
  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
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    when you have nothing to wear!
    when you feel heavy!
  • rushikareddy
    rushikareddy Posts: 604 Member
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    Mirrors always lie! Pictures never lie! You know you are getting fat when you notice it in the pictures!
  • TheRightWeigh
    TheRightWeigh Posts: 249 Member
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    You can't button your suitcoat comfortably and theres that awful little gap in between the buttons...black suit...white shirt...there are peeps of white between your buttons.... just awful.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    you have to sit to tie your shoes up, ha
  • grammaroma
    grammaroma Posts: 1
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    your grandkids favorite game is jiggle grammas arms
  • JimLeonardRN
    JimLeonardRN Posts: 296 Member
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    Your jumping jacks actually register on the Richter Scale!
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
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    When you try to put on last years winter jacket, and the sleeves are so tight the song "fat man in a little coat" pops into your head and gets stuck there.
  • cediyam
    cediyam Posts: 181 Member
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    When a baby holds your belly and says "tatas"
  • ejbraun
    ejbraun Posts: 93 Member
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    When you try to put on last years winter jacket, and the sleeves are so tight the song "fat man in a little coat" pops into your head and gets stuck there.

    Oh I have definitely done this ^ lol
  • Greenrun99
    Greenrun99 Posts: 2,065 Member
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    When you have mastered the art of steering your car with your stomach.

    When you get red marks from your seat belt

    When you get into your car you have to fall sideways, when you get out you have to rock back and forth.
  • OhioViking79
    OhioViking79 Posts: 76 Member
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    when your tummy covers more of your keyboard then your fingers, and frequently types for you.

    when you can use your tummy as a table and never spill your drink

    when you feel like you are going to suffocate when sitting in low chairs

    when the water in the bathtub never, ever covers your tummy if you lay down, making you look like a floating island

    when the kids play at the beach, and want you to be the whale ......
  • AltaicaTigre
    AltaicaTigre Posts: 1,597 Member
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    When small children flock to you not because you are a cool person, but because your graviational pull is too much for them.
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
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    Woman's b00bs get bigger and a guys D00daa gets shorter

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