You know you're getting fat when ________ ?
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When you can't cross your legs. And when you have to put your foot over your knee just so you can tie your shoe laces.0
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When you wear skirts everyday to work because you can no longer fit into your "fat" pants.0
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when you ask your 10 yr old "sweetheart is mommy fat?" and she replies "mom I really don't want answer that or I'll hurt your feelings!"
Can you imagine how I felt.0 -
When reaching to wipe become a chore0
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You sit down in the recliner and your belly doubles as your food tray, not only my plate but my soda too..
You walk into a buffet and everyone rushes to get in front of you.
You sit down in a chair wondering if it is going to hold you.0 -
...when there's another butt where your stomach once was0
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LMAO....
When you lay down on the bed to button and zip your pants and then have to yell to someone to come rescue you off the bed0 -
When the guy at the river won't rent you one of the mini jet boats because he says you're too big. When you're afraid to ride a roller coaster because those bar thingies never seem to click all the way down over your stomach or across your giant boobs.
So glad those days are over. The first time I flew after I lost 100 pounds, I kept the tray table down the whole flight, just because I could! It used to only come 1/3 of the way down before hitting my stomach. Not handy at that angle for much of anything. Your peanuts just slide off the back.0 -
When the only 6 pack you have is in your fridge.0
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When your youngest asks you "Is there a baby in there?"0
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when you drop your fork on the floor and just look at it and say F*#k it ill get a new one and just step over it and leave it there lol0
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WHEN YOU STOP GOING TO BALL GAMES BECAUSE YOU DON'T FIT IN THE SEAT0
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When your talking scale says, "One at a time, b!tches!"
When you can no longer see your private parts unless you are looking in the mirror.
When cutting your own toenails becomes an extreme sport.0 -
I HAVE ONE BETTER...YOU CHILD ASKS WHO IN IN YOUR WEDDING PICTURE WITH YOUR HUSBAND!!!!0
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When you have to go to the big and tall section/store, and you AIN'T tall!0
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When I have to buy new scrubs because my thighs rubbing together have worn holes in them. :sad:0
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you get horrid red stretch marks and you aint had a baby0
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It hurts to wear a skirt because your thighs chafe so much...:grumble:
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.. you have to buy bigger panties.
We all know those can stretch a size or two!
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The drive thru seems like too much work. I mean, you have to get up and walk to your car, then walk back to the couch once you get home with the food. Luckily, you can eat in the car on the way home with the food to give yourself energy to make it from the car to the couch. Getting food delivered might seem like a better option. ...but yet, getting up and answering the door for the pizza delivery guy is it's own problem. Why can't they just delivery the pizza to my lap? I would gladly pay extra.0
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When you always use the wheelchair accessible bathroom stall... even though you're not in a wheelchair because the idea of going into a regular bathroom stall makes you feel claustrophobic... and like you simply won't be able to fit comfortably for those few moments....0
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You have to go to the larger size section of the shop0
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For men:
When you go over a speed bump and your man boobs jiggle.0 -
When your pants get shorter and you know they didn't shrink.
I swore I wasn't crazy!!0 -
When you don't want to be photographed
When looking in the mirror makes you want to cry0 -
the vs showtime lacie panty that is "one size fits all" is tight on you! ugh, i don't even wear it anymore and i even bought some crappy lotion just to get it! :grumble:0
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When your fat jeans get too tight, When getting out of the car becomes a painful task, when getting into the car sucks too because the steering wheel pushes into your stomach....Ugh so glad those days are over!!
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Or when your pants DO split...at work....of all places!
yup.. 3 pairs in 4 months... all JEANS.. the first 2 pairs I blamed on being "too old," the third.. I just cried..0 -
This one made me laugh hard ...For men:
When you go over a speed bump and your man boobs jiggle.
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When your stretchy work scrubs don't fit anymore...0
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