You know you're getting fat when ________ ?
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Ahhh, two more...
When you can turn your stomach rolls into Tina the Talking Tummy to the amusement of your children AND
When said children spend hours harassing you to try and get you to do the 'Truffle Shuffle'
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when you pants start making you look like you have a muffin top :laugh:
This was my motivation to lose weight in the beginning!!! I hate it!0 -
hen you cant paint you toe nails without needing to comeing up for a breath every 2 seconds0
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.....when your double chin has a double chin of it's own... and is also working out to try and lose it....0
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in store changing room, notice how bigger im than home mirror told me i look smaller0
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When you can no longer fit into your "fat" jeans0
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when you eat the wrong food.....often.....
when your scales say excessive fat and then the next day say ur obese
when my muffin top looks like a loaf of bread
when your scared ull split ur pants by bending
when you keep quitting even thought the friends u wanted to motivate you have now pulled their fingers out of their *kitten* an is doing it but ignoring u now......
when you avoid your smaller sizes you just began to fit into!0 -
When you have to clean yourself with a rag on a stick0
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when the skinny people are afraid you are going to eat them0
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When you struggle to cut your own toe nails
When you can't lie down in the bath without your hips getting stuck and making a dam
When you wear holes in the inside thigh of all of your leggings and even a pair of jeans
When you feel like you are going to die after climbing one flight of stairs
When you get called 'a big girl'
When your housemate constantly says 'your not fat......' (in that way which means they are just trying to be nice)
When you go to the local liquor land at 11pm because you just HAVE to have a bar of chocolate
All true stories. Thankfully none of them now are part of my life0 -
When you eat more than your maintenance calories on a regular basis.0
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When you stop wearing shoes with laces.
do flip flops count? :laugh:
In the defense of flip flops: I'd live in them if I could! lol!0 -
You can't fit into your shoes anymore.0
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you want to wear your jeans to your boobs to avoid muffin top!0
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When you wear holes in the inside thigh of all of your leggings and even a pair of jeans
Lol EVERY pair of jeans I've owned have done that!0 -
Your second chin has a name.0
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When you have a stack of jeans as tall as you, that you can't fit into, but the good ole fat jeans that you've always worn don't fit anymore. Ugggh.0
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Your personal gravitational pull starts interfering with Doppler radar.
Clever.
And very funny.0 -
when the skinny people are afraid you are going to eat them
This made me giggle... and I remembered this joke XD
- Remember, you are what you eat.
- I need to eat a skinny person...0 -
When nobody sits next to you on a bus because they know they'd have no room.
When you can no longer make it to the top of the stairs without having to take a rest before you continue walking.
When your friends stop asking you what you're wearing on a night out, because they know they're never going to get an interesting answer.
When you start being invited out on nights out "to make your friends look thin" (and yes, this was said to me).
When your PE teacher stops asking you to demonstrate because they know the other girls laugh when you run (even though I was good at scoring goals in netball for example, but it wasn't worth the hassle).0 -
when the skinny people are afraid you are going to eat them
Hilarious! OMG is that why my best friends are on facebook?0 -
Ah, also. When you have to buy skinny jeans that aren't really skinny... especially in the thigh area.
True story. ._.0 -
when your sunbathing and people are throwing buckets of water over you to stop you drying out...0
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You get a brown belly when fake-tanning your legs!0
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When u see yourself on a home video and think, wtf is that,,,,
no, thats not me, thats not how I look,,,,,is it ?0 -
You get out of breath tying your shoes.
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...you have to be aware of every chair, restaurant booth, etc. before sitting down.
...once you do sit down, it takes a huge effort to get back up - especially in lower chairs.
...your steering wheel in the car is REALLY close to you tummy!
...you don't do the things you want to because of your weight.0 -
when you only have to adjust the airplane seat belt a couple of inches to make it snug.0
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When your back fat starts to look like man boobs.
THIS!!
One of the top reasons I started to lose weight... a beer back... eww0 -
When you break your chair at work :sad:
This happened to me. Not a good day.
When you can't O because there's too much of you in the way.0
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