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Time to go home.......
Buh Bye my loves That is all......
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Good Article
Just read this.......I thought it was a great article.....it's the kind of mindset we should all have here. This web site basically has the same concepts if used correctly (except the fact that I don't have time to workout 7 hours a day :laugh: ) BTW......Good morning MFPers :flowerforyou:…
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Don't forget the Lyrics
Ok......Not sure if everyone's seen this show. But they have people pick a music category and then a song and the words are there for some of it but then they ask the singer to complete the sentence of the song where it leaves off.......Here I'll start: :smokin: :devil: :bigsmile: When I was a little bitty boy, My…
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I've fallen and I can't get up.....
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Sorry......I leaned back in my chair at work. It's an old chair and the bolt was loose on the back and ummmmmm as I leaned back to stretch the back came off and I fell :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: At least this time I know it's not cuz I'm overweight and broke the chair :bigsmile:…
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FYI........regarding gift cards.....READ......
Subject: Big stores expected to close before or right after Christmas I just got this email this morning from my neighbor. Her fiance is a reporter for WYFF4. He sent this to her earlier. Just wanted to pass it on. If you get any gift cards for Christmas (especially from these stores) USE THEM IMMEDIATELY. If a store goes…
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OT....How to sell a house........
Ok so we are really wanting to sell our house so we can move back home. But we don't have the money to fix anything up (nothing major just a dent in the wall by the door....someone opened it to hard :grumble: and when Steve was weed wacking he put a little hole in the siding by the garage) We can't afford to put anything…
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Weightloss success stories
I just read this and went through all of these success stories. Some of the advice and things these people use may be helpful to you: http://health.msn.com/weight-loss/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=100217005 http://health.msn.com/weight-loss/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100220031>1=31036…
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Tee Hee.......
Things never to say to a police officer : 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer :drinker: (Shannon that one is for you:bigsmile: I'm a professional...I already know this trick...you hide it before stopping:devil: J/K I drink at home:smokin: ) 2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged…
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Mmmmmmmmm...I just ate a....
TWIX!!!!:devil: Wow!!! It was good:bigsmile: I haven't ate anything chocolate for a looooonnnnnng time...I decided to treat myself:bigsmile: *dips out before tam takes it*:devil: :smokin:
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Yoooohoooooo......Ms. Tamtastic :)
*walks out of restroom dusts of hands...and calls for Tam* I'm ready for ya now:devil: You think you got moves???????
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Ok..........
I'm gonna have to stick with She-Ra! She is awesome.....:laugh: Ok......who does those character pictures on here? Did they leave us too :cry: Bring it on Tam......Kill Bill chick doesnt have a Unicorn :tongue: And magical powers: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Tam's scared of me.............
You've been hiding alllll day :bigsmile: It's ok, I understand. I've been workin out.....teehee...here's how scared she is: K.......gotta go now.....I'll be ready for you tomorrow...muahahahahahahaha:devil: :laugh: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:
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Teehee.......
Mirror Mirror on the Wall > > > Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch > together. > > > Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the > strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?' > > > Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most > gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.' > > > Brad…
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Uh oh....
We found a bar that stays open til 5am..... :drinker:
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LOL.......
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Ideas for Walmart....sounds fun teehee :)
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-mart.. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local…
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Sometimes.....
S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress. Sometimes. when you are happy.. no one sees your smile .. - But FART !! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought this…
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This one made me cry.....
A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old). Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I…
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6 phases of work...lol
Phase 1 You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best! Phase 2 You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore. Phase 3 You are listening to heavy metal --…
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: ) ROFLMBO : )
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course, my child. &n bsp;What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's Birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll…
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I think this one is ok or maybe its the one that got me in t
in trouble and deleted :sad: Let me know if this is the bad one I'll edit it :embarassed: :flowerforyou: Subject: I got your Mama Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for…
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More funny stuff : )
Sorry all, I havent been allowed to come out and play on MFP for a while...:laugh: :bigsmile: An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last- minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling…
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hehehehehehe.......
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the…
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Frustrated....
Ok, so last Friday I had surgery on my mouth. I was born with only a baby tooth no adult tooth. When I was in high school my parents got an implant put in. It was supposed to be permanent. Well, about 8 months ago my face swelled up and my fiance said I looked like the character in Cat in The Hat.:laugh: They had to take…
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some funny stuff...he he
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX (they don't have enough time) 3.. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN TH EY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over…
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............
Says my tummy!! :laugh: I'm hungry...:laugh: Tee Hee.........:laugh:
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Happy Monday...I think...
:laugh: I hate Mondays :grumble: :laugh: But just wanted to pop in and see how my MFP family is...:drinker: :flowerforyou: :bigsmile: Had a good weekend...Saturday, I cleaned the house...while dancing...:laugh: My fiance walked in on that...gave me the :noway: look and turned around and walked outside to mow the…
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30 lbs down baby!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :smokin: SMOKINNNNNN!!!!:smokin: :bigsmile: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: K gotta go now :cry: *dips out quickly before…
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BAD NEWS : (
I won't be able to post much for a while... : ( Im typing this on my phone...They are really watching internet usage at work. So I will have to lay low for a while...cry cry...have to type that not sure how to use the smiley face thing on phone.LOL... But I don't wnat them to block all net use at work for us. So until they…
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Bad bad bad bad bad bad girl.....shame shame...
I was soooo soooo SOOOOOO bad this weekend...My parents came down for the weekend...I didnt log my food, I ate like a pig, and drank like ummmmm...a fish??? :laugh: *thinks to self...do fish really actually drink???* :noway: Oh well... You know what I mean. I did do a workout Saturday (hungover with a throbbing…