Teehee.......

kellch

Mirror Mirror on the Wall
>
>
> Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch
> together.
>
>
> Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the
> strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
>
>
> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most
> gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
> sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
>
>
> They all decided that the best way to find out if their
> beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on
> the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the > most gorgeous and Brad Pitt the sexiest.
>
>
> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
> their findings.
>
>
> The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well,
> it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the
> world.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt perked up and said: "I now know for sure that
> I am the sexiest."
>
>
> Angelina Jolie lifted her sad face and said:
>
> "Who in the hell is Kellch"??
>


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: RIGHT!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

This came to my email it tells you to fill in the blank....:bigsmile: :drinker:

kellch

Mirror Mirror on the Wall
>
>
> Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch
> together.
>
>
> Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the
> strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
>
>
> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most
> gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
> sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
>
>
> They all decided that the best way to find out if their
> beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on
> the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the > most gorgeous and Brad Pitt the sexiest.
>
>
> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
> their findings.
>
>
> The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well,
> it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the
> world.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt perked up and said: "I now know for sure that
> I am the sexiest."
>
>
> Angelina Jolie lifted her sad face and said:
>
> "Who in the hell is Kellch"??
>


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: RIGHT!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

This came to my email it tells you to fill in the blank....:bigsmile: :drinker:

mommared53

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's a good one!

3babybeans

Hilarious! I like that one!

Fab140

heheh....you nut.

:laugh:

Anna_Banana

Kellch, you rock.:drinker:

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kellch

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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kellch

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.

Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:

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kellch

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.

Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:

Well, come in closer so I can see. And lean over.

OK......How's this:

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kellch

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.

Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:

Well, come in closer so I can see. And lean over.

OK......How's this:

Umm, not what I had in mind, Ms Kellch. :grumble:

:bigsmile: PG-13 MAX PG-13:bigsmile:

*What they don't know is I had a couple pictures selected to put up instead.....but ummmmmm I think Mike might step in and delete it:devil: :smokin: *

Use your imagination Mr. Maximus :bigsmile:

soup78

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Nice one, Kellch! :drinker:

kellch

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Nice one, Kellch! :drinker:

*takes a bow* :blushing:

:bigsmile: Thank you! :bigsmile: :drinker: :flowerforyou: :smooched:

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kellch

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.

Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:

Well, come in closer so I can see. And lean over.

OK......How's this:

Umm, not what I had in mind, Ms Kellch. :grumble:

:bigsmile: PG-13 MAX PG-13:bigsmile:

*What they don't know is I had a couple pictures selected to put up instead.....but ummmmmm I think Mike might step in and delete it:devil: :smokin: *

Use your imagination Mr. Maximus :bigsmile:

I have none. Must see real thing.

kellch

wait a minute pic wasnt right one...:laugh:

kellch

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.

Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:

Well, come in closer so I can see. And lean over.

OK......How's this:

Umm, not what I had in mind, Ms Kellch. :grumble:

:bigsmile: PG-13 MAX PG-13:bigsmile:

*What they don't know is I had a couple pictures selected to put up instead.....but ummmmmm I think Mike might step in and delete it:devil: :smokin: *

Use your imagination Mr. Maximus :bigsmile:

I have none. Must see real thing.

ok ok ok..........

3babybeans

OMG, that's bound to be removed. LMBO. HA!

kellch

Thats PG13 isn't it? LOL...Just a girl sittin on a fence...was the only one I found that didn't actually show anything...LOL:laugh:

Shannon023

Thats PG13 isn't it? LOL...Just a girl sittin on a fence...was the only one I found that didn't actually show anything...LOL:laugh:

Well....under her clothes she's naked. Shame on you!

3babybeans

Either way, I think it's funny. At least she's clothed! HA!

kellch

Thats PG13 isn't it? LOL...Just a girl sittin on a fence...was the only one I found that didn't actually show anything...LOL:laugh:

Well....under her clothes she's naked. Shame on you!

SHANNON!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:


:laugh: Well we're all naked under the clothes :bigsmile:

SoupNazi

Thats PG13 isn't it? LOL...Just a girl sittin on a fence...was the only one I found that didn't actually show anything...LOL:laugh:

Well....under her clothes she's naked. Shame on you!

SHANNON!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:


:laugh: Well we're all naked under the clothes :bigsmile:

uh uh uh uh uh. We do not discuss that here missy.

Shannon023

Thats PG13 isn't it? LOL...Just a girl sittin on a fence...was the only one I found that didn't actually show anything...LOL:laugh:

Well....under her clothes she's naked. Shame on you!

SHANNON!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:


:laugh: Well we're all naked under the clothes :bigsmile:

I'm not.


{{miss ya!}} :smooched:

SoupNazi

Thats PG13 isn't it? LOL...Just a girl sittin on a fence...was the only one I found that didn't actually show anything...LOL:laugh:

Well....under her clothes she's naked. Shame on you!

SHANNON!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:


:laugh: Well we're all naked under the clothes :bigsmile:

I'm not.


{{miss ya!}} :smooched:

It's true! She has more layers on than the Michelin man.

kellch

Thats PG13 isn't it? LOL...Just a girl sittin on a fence...was the only one I found that didn't actually show anything...LOL:laugh:

Well....under her clothes she's naked. Shame on you!

SHANNON!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:


:laugh: Well we're all naked under the clothes :bigsmile:

I'm not.


{{miss ya!}} :smooched:

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........so what exactly do you have under there??? :ohwell: :laugh: :laugh:

kellch

Thats PG13 isn't it? LOL...Just a girl sittin on a fence...was the only one I found that didn't actually show anything...LOL:laugh:

Well....under her clothes she's naked. Shame on you!

SHANNON!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:


:laugh: Well we're all naked under the clothes :bigsmile:

I'm not.


{{miss ya!}} :smooched:

It's true! She has more layers on than the Michelin man.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:

Shannon023

Thats PG13 isn't it? LOL...Just a girl sittin on a fence...was the only one I found that didn't actually show anything...LOL:laugh:

Well....under her clothes she's naked. Shame on you!

SHANNON!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:


:laugh: Well we're all naked under the clothes :bigsmile:

I'm not.


{{miss ya!}} :smooched:

It's true! She has more layers on than the Michelin man.

Soooooo you have seen me naked........ :embarassed: