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kellch
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Mirror Mirror on the Wall
>
>
> Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch
> together.
>
>
> Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the
> strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
>
>
> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most
> gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
> sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
>
>
> They all decided that the best way to find out if their
> beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on
> the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the > most gorgeous and Brad Pitt the sexiest.
>
>
> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
> their findings.
>
>
> The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well,
> it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the
> world.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt perked up and said: "I now know for sure that
> I am the sexiest."
>
>
> Angelina Jolie lifted her sad face and said:
>
> "Who in the hell is Kellch"??
>
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: RIGHT!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This came to my email it tells you to fill in the blank....:bigsmile: :drinker:
>
>
> Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch
> together.
>
>
> Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the
> strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
>
>
> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most
> gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
> sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
>
>
> They all decided that the best way to find out if their
> beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on
> the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the > most gorgeous and Brad Pitt the sexiest.
>
>
> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
> their findings.
>
>
> The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well,
> it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the
> world.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt perked up and said: "I now know for sure that
> I am the sexiest."
>
>
> Angelina Jolie lifted her sad face and said:
>
> "Who in the hell is Kellch"??
>
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: RIGHT!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This came to my email it tells you to fill in the blank....:bigsmile: :drinker:
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Mirror Mirror on the Wall
>
>
> Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch
> together.
>
>
> Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the
> strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'
>
>
> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most
> gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
> sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
>
>
> They all decided that the best way to find out if their
> beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on
> the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the > most gorgeous and Brad Pitt the sexiest.
>
>
> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
> their findings.
>
>
> The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well,
> it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the
> world.'
>
>
> Brad Pitt perked up and said: "I now know for sure that
> I am the sexiest."
>
>
> Angelina Jolie lifted her sad face and said:
>
> "Who in the hell is Kellch"??
>
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: RIGHT!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This came to my email it tells you to fill in the blank....:bigsmile: :drinker:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's a good one!0
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Hilarious! I like that one!0
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heheh....you nut.
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Kellch, you rock.:drinker:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.
Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.
Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:
Well, come in closer so I can see. And lean over.
OK......How's this:
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.
Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:
Well, come in closer so I can see. And lean over.
OK......How's this:
Umm, not what I had in mind, Ms Kellch. :grumble:
:bigsmile: PG-13 MAX PG-13:bigsmile:
*What they don't know is I had a couple pictures selected to put up instead.....but ummmmmm I think Mike might step in and delete it:devil: :smokin: *
Use your imagination Mr. Maximus :bigsmile:0 -
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Nice one, Kellch! :drinker:0 -
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Nice one, Kellch! :drinker:
*takes a bow* :blushing:
:bigsmile: Thank you! :bigsmile: :drinker: :flowerforyou: :smooched:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.
Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:
Well, come in closer so I can see. And lean over.
OK......How's this:
Umm, not what I had in mind, Ms Kellch. :grumble:
:bigsmile: PG-13 MAX PG-13:bigsmile:
*What they don't know is I had a couple pictures selected to put up instead.....but ummmmmm I think Mike might step in and delete it:devil: :smokin: *
Use your imagination Mr. Maximus :bigsmile:
I have none. Must see real thing.0 -
wait a minute pic wasnt right one...:laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Uh, you got some spinach between your teeth.
Oh crap..*pulls out dental floss and starts flossing* Better? :bigsmile:
Well, come in closer so I can see. And lean over.
OK......How's this:
Umm, not what I had in mind, Ms Kellch. :grumble:
:bigsmile: PG-13 MAX PG-13:bigsmile:
*What they don't know is I had a couple pictures selected to put up instead.....but ummmmmm I think Mike might step in and delete it:devil: :smokin: *
Use your imagination Mr. Maximus :bigsmile:
I have none. Must see real thing.
ok ok ok..........
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OMG, that's bound to be removed. LMBO. HA!0
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