More funny stuff : )

kellch

Sorry all, I havent been allowed to come out and play on MFP for a while...:laugh: :bigsmile:

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay
of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last- minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was
feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at
home, his wife started on him about 'What time of night is this to be
getting home? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating
it', a nd on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this
familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off
for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic
remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the
phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James
Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be
hanged tonight. Finally, realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she
decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the
bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked,
drying his legs and feet. 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said,
to which he whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T
YOU EVER STOP?

kellch

Sorry all, I havent been allowed to come out and play on MFP for a while...:laugh: :bigsmile:

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay
of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last- minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was
feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at
home, his wife started on him about 'What time of night is this to be
getting home? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating
it', a nd on and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this
familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off
for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic
remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the
phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James
Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be
hanged tonight. Finally, realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she
decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the
bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked,
drying his legs and feet. 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said,
to which he whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T
YOU EVER STOP?

Anna_Banana

:embarassed: :laugh: that is just too funny.

Fab140

:laugh:

mamaof2girls

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Too funny!!!!