I think this one is ok or maybe its the one that got me in t

kellch

in trouble and deleted :sad:

Let me know if this is the bad one I'll edit it :embarassed:

:flowerforyou:

Subject: I got your Mama

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into
trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought
she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course,
thought she did.

Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her
behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why
she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up th e steps
to her room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,
Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this
year, so she tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and
I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started
again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God:

I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be
a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank you,
Carol

Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a
bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her
mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan had
worked because Carol looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said.

Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. S he
looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the
Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down
the street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and
sat down and wrote her letter to God.

LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: bwahahahahahahah :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ROFLMBO :bigsmile: :drinker: wooooo! Bwahahahahah :bigsmile: :drinker: :smooched:

kellch

in trouble and deleted :sad:

Let me know if this is the bad one I'll edit it :embarassed:

:flowerforyou:

Subject: I got your Mama

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into
trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought
she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course,
thought she did.

Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her
behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why
she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up th e steps
to her room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,
Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this
year, so she tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and
I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started
again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God:

I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be
a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank you,
Carol

Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a
bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her
mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan had
worked because Carol looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said.

Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. S he
looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the
Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down
the street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and
sat down and wrote her letter to God.

LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: bwahahahahahahah :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ROFLMBO :bigsmile: :drinker: wooooo! Bwahahahahah :bigsmile: :drinker: :smooched:

Anna_Banana

My 12 year old told me this on. So it should be okay.:bigsmile:

I just love it.

arewethereyet

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:devil: gonna get cha!

mommared53

Well, I'm a Christian but I thought it was funny. :laugh: (But I'm not Catholic, so I don't know what Catholics would think about it.)

kellch

Ok, cause I seriously respect everyone's opinions...I never mean to offend anyone....But sometimes, well ummmm, in my own dimented little world I live in, I forget what normal people really think...:laugh: :bigsmile: :devil:

I'm Lutheran and though I believe in God and Jesus and all of that stuff, and I pray and try to be good, I'm not really totally religous. I used to go to church before I moved to SC but haven't since I've been down here. BUT...I totally respect each and every person's different belief and opinion.... to each their own.....But I thought this was funny and cute :bigsmile: :drinker: :laugh: Gotta have a sense of humor, ya know? :happy: :flowerforyou:

:smooched: *hugs*

mommared53

I agree and I hope nobody is offended by it. Again, I thought it was funny. :laugh:

Anna_Banana

Well, I'm a Christian but I thought it was funny. :laugh: (But I'm not Catholic, so I don't know what Catholics would think about it.)

I'm Catholic, I like to beleive Mary would have a sense of humor.:laugh:

kerrilucko

that's cute, lol:laugh:

jamerz3294

Well, I'm a Christian but I thought it was funny. :laugh: (But I'm not Catholic, so I don't know what Catholics would think about it.)

I'm Catholic, I like to beleive Mary would have a sense of humor.:laugh:

All mother's have to have a sense of humor, otherwise they'd eat their young :laugh:

Fab140

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Anna_Banana

Well, I'm a Christian but I thought it was funny. :laugh: (But I'm not Catholic, so I don't know what Catholics would think about it.)

I'm Catholic, I like to beleive Mary would have a sense of humor.:laugh:

All mother's have to have a sense of humor, otherwise they'd eat their young :laugh:

I thought they made them cute so we wouldn't eat them. Same with puppies and kitties. They're cute so we won't kill them

Fab140

Well, I'm a Christian but I thought it was funny. :laugh: (But I'm not Catholic, so I don't know what Catholics would think about it.)

I'm Catholic, I like to beleive Mary would have a sense of humor.:laugh:

All mother's have to have a sense of humor, otherwise they'd eat their young :laugh:

I thought they made them cute so we wouldn't eat them. Same with puppies and kitties. They're cute so we won't kill them

O, definetly. At least until they're old enough to fight back:grumble: