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kellch
kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
little:


Once upon a time



in a land far away,


a beautiful, independent,


self-assured princess


happened upon a frog as she sat


contemplating ecological issues


on the shores of an unpolluted pond



in a verdant meadow near her castle.



The frog hopped into the princess' lap



and said: " Elegant Lady,



I was once a handsome prince,



until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.



One kiss from you, however,


and I will turn back



into the dapper, young prince that I am


and then, my sweet, we can marry


and set up housekeeping in your castle



with my mother,



where you can prepare my meals,



clean my clothes, bear my children,


and forever feel


grateful and happy doing so. "




That night,




as the princess dined sumptuously



on lightly sautéed frog legs




seasoned in a white wine




and onion cream sauce,




she chuckled and thought to herself:





I don't f#ckin think so.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
:smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
:happy: :happy: :happy:
:tongue: :tongue:
:wink:

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  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
    little:


    Once upon a time



    in a land far away,


    a beautiful, independent,


    self-assured princess


    happened upon a frog as she sat


    contemplating ecological issues


    on the shores of an unpolluted pond



    in a verdant meadow near her castle.



    The frog hopped into the princess' lap



    and said: " Elegant Lady,



    I was once a handsome prince,



    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.



    One kiss from you, however,


    and I will turn back



    into the dapper, young prince that I am


    and then, my sweet, we can marry


    and set up housekeeping in your castle



    with my mother,



    where you can prepare my meals,



    clean my clothes, bear my children,


    and forever feel


    grateful and happy doing so. "




    That night,




    as the princess dined sumptuously



    on lightly sautéed frog legs




    seasoned in a white wine




    and onion cream sauce,




    she chuckled and thought to herself:





    I don't f#ckin think so.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
    :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:
    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
    :happy: :happy: :happy:
    :tongue: :tongue:
    :wink:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    I have seen this before, and one of my favorites! I think we should all read this as a bedtime story to ourselves every night!!!!:tongue:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: lol:laugh: :laugh:
  • bugs_mom
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    omg that was great!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Poison5119
    Poison5119 Posts: 1,460 Member
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    This was one of my very favorites. :flowerforyou:
  • réalta
    réalta Posts: 895 Member
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    :laugh: