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kellch
kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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Things never to say to a police officer :


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer :drinker:
(Shannon that one is for you:bigsmile: I'm a professional...I already know this trick...you hide it before stopping:devil: J/K I drink at home:smokin: )

2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. :tongue:
(Soupy...don't tell em about the radar detector)

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
(Max, this sounds like something you would say :laugh: )

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! :smokin: (That's my line):devil:

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer? :noway: (Before this one's for you:tongue: )

6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
(Max? Before? either one of you:laugh: )

7. Bad cop! No doughnut! :laugh:
(Tam this one's for you...don't fight with the ocifer):laugh:

8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? :devil: :smokin: (Shannon, when transporting pit mates, please make sure you don't say this):devil:

9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. :noway:
Ummmmm not sure who would say this one..:ohwell:

10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on the T.V. show Cops?
(again...Max? Before...just don't say it):laugh:

Jamerz........all of the above.....don't do em:angry::tongue: But you got a good woman to keep you in line....although that is a mighty mighty tough job..........*hugs Ezzie* I'm sorry :laugh: J/K :smooched:

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  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    Things never to say to a police officer :


    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer :drinker:
    (Shannon that one is for you:bigsmile: I'm a professional...I already know this trick...you hide it before stopping:devil: J/K I drink at home:smokin: )

    2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. :tongue:
    (Soupy...don't tell em about the radar detector)

    3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    (Max, this sounds like something you would say :laugh: )

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! :smokin: (That's my line):devil:

    5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer? :noway: (Before this one's for you:tongue: )

    6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
    (Max? Before? either one of you:laugh: )

    7. Bad cop! No doughnut! :laugh:
    (Tam this one's for you...don't fight with the ocifer):laugh:

    8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? :devil: :smokin: (Shannon, when transporting pit mates, please make sure you don't say this):devil:

    9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. :noway:
    Ummmmm not sure who would say this one..:ohwell:

    10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on the T.V. show Cops?
    (again...Max? Before...just don't say it):laugh:

    Jamerz........all of the above.....don't do em:angry::tongue: But you got a good woman to keep you in line....although that is a mighty mighty tough job..........*hugs Ezzie* I'm sorry :laugh: J/K :smooched:

    :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh:
  • GlassKisses
    GlassKisses Posts: 79
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    this is cute :laugh:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
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    Kellch, darling, you light up my life.:flowerforyou:

    :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :drinker:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    I don't drink & drive, Kellch! :angry:

    If I lose my license then I'd have to walk to the liquor store and the bottles get too heavy. CrossedArms.gif
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    Kellch, darling, you light up my life.:flowerforyou:

    :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :drinker:

    :smooched: :blushing: :smooched: Awww shucks! Thanks! :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    I don't drink & drive, Kellch! :angry:

    If I lose my license then I'd have to walk to the liquor store and the bottles get too heavy. CrossedArms.gif

    Me neither...just giving some friendly advice :flowerforyou:

    Walking is, however, a way to burn calories....:drinker: :smokin: AND, if it's to heavy you will have to drink some on the way home:bigsmile: :drinker: Kill two birds with one stone...get drunk and work out :smokin: :drinker:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    this is cute :laugh:

    :bigsmile:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    A woman after my own heart. :heart:
    I don't drink & drive, Kellch! :angry:

    If I lose my license then I'd have to walk to the liquor store and the bottles get too heavy. CrossedArms.gif

    Me neither...just giving some friendly advice :flowerforyou:

    Walking is, however, a way to burn calories....:drinker: :smokin: AND, if it's to heavy you will have to drink some on the way home:bigsmile: :drinker: Kill two birds with one stone...get drunk and work out :smokin: :drinker:
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
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    hahaha, too funny! I love it
    how bout
    "Do you mind if I finish this beer?" lol kinda like the first one, but still amusing!
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    A woman after my own heart. :heart:
    I don't drink & drive, Kellch! :angry:

    If I lose my license then I'd have to walk to the liquor store and the bottles get too heavy. CrossedArms.gif

    Me neither...just giving some friendly advice :flowerforyou:

    Walking is, however, a way to burn calories....:drinker: :smokin: AND, if it's to heavy you will have to drink some on the way home:bigsmile: :drinker: Kill two birds with one stone...get drunk and work out :smokin: :drinker:

    :tongue: :drinker: :smooched:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    hahaha, too funny! I love it
    how bout
    "Do you mind if I finish this beer?" lol kinda like the first one, but still amusing!

    Yeah ummmm I like that one too :smokin: :bigsmile: :devil:

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
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    lol, now I'm racking my brain trying to think of other stuff....wouldn't it be funny if u said "Excuse me officer, your fly is down. Just kidding!" lmao
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    lol, now I'm racking my brain trying to think of other stuff....wouldn't it be funny if u said "Excuse me officer, your fly is down. Just kidding!" lmao

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :smokin:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    lol, now I'm racking my brain trying to think of other stuff....wouldn't it be funny if u said "Excuse me officer, your fly is down. Just kidding!" lmao

    How's about........."I smell bacon":smokin:

    :laugh: :tongue: :laugh: :tongue: That was pretty original, right?:laugh: :tongue: :laugh: :tongue:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    How about "Ociffer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am." *hiccup*:wink:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    How about "Ociffer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

    Don't forget the *hiccup*:drinker:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    What d'ya mean. I put a hickup on there:wink:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    What d'ya mean. I put a hickup on there:wink:

    You edited it :angry:
    You can't fool me :smokin:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    Things never to say to a police officer :

    I couldn't read 'cause of all the smilies.

    Who are you kidding? You can't read anyway:smokin: Excuses...excuses:tongue:

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