Tee Hee.......
Options
kellch
Posts: 7,849 Member
Things never to say to a police officer :
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer :drinker:
(Shannon that one is for you:bigsmile: I'm a professional...I already know this trick...you hide it before stopping:devil: J/K I drink at home:smokin: )
2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
(Soupy...don't tell em about the radar detector)
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
(Max, this sounds like something you would say :laugh: )
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! :smokin: (That's my line):devil:
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer? :noway: (Before this one's for you )
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
(Max? Before? either one of you:laugh: )
7. Bad cop! No doughnut! :laugh:
(Tam this one's for you...don't fight with the ocifer):laugh:
8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? :devil: :smokin: (Shannon, when transporting pit mates, please make sure you don't say this):devil:
9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. :noway:
Ummmmm not sure who would say this one..:ohwell:
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on the T.V. show Cops?
(again...Max? Before...just don't say it):laugh:
Jamerz........all of the above.....don't do em But you got a good woman to keep you in line....although that is a mighty mighty tough job..........*hugs Ezzie* I'm sorry :laugh: J/K :smooched:
:drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh:
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer :drinker:
(Shannon that one is for you:bigsmile: I'm a professional...I already know this trick...you hide it before stopping:devil: J/K I drink at home:smokin: )
2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
(Soupy...don't tell em about the radar detector)
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
(Max, this sounds like something you would say :laugh: )
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! :smokin: (That's my line):devil:
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer? :noway: (Before this one's for you )
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
(Max? Before? either one of you:laugh: )
7. Bad cop! No doughnut! :laugh:
(Tam this one's for you...don't fight with the ocifer):laugh:
8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? :devil: :smokin: (Shannon, when transporting pit mates, please make sure you don't say this):devil:
9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. :noway:
Ummmmm not sure who would say this one..:ohwell:
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on the T.V. show Cops?
(again...Max? Before...just don't say it):laugh:
Jamerz........all of the above.....don't do em But you got a good woman to keep you in line....although that is a mighty mighty tough job..........*hugs Ezzie* I'm sorry :laugh: J/K :smooched:
:drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh:
0
Replies
-
Things never to say to a police officer :
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer :drinker:
(Shannon that one is for you:bigsmile: I'm a professional...I already know this trick...you hide it before stopping:devil: J/K I drink at home:smokin: )
2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
(Soupy...don't tell em about the radar detector)
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
(Max, this sounds like something you would say :laugh: )
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! :smokin: (That's my line):devil:
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer? :noway: (Before this one's for you )
6. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
(Max? Before? either one of you:laugh: )
7. Bad cop! No doughnut! :laugh:
(Tam this one's for you...don't fight with the ocifer):laugh:
8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? :devil: :smokin: (Shannon, when transporting pit mates, please make sure you don't say this):devil:
9. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. :noway:
Ummmmm not sure who would say this one..:ohwell:
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on the T.V. show Cops?
(again...Max? Before...just don't say it):laugh:
Jamerz........all of the above.....don't do em But you got a good woman to keep you in line....although that is a mighty mighty tough job..........*hugs Ezzie* I'm sorry :laugh: J/K :smooched:
:drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker: :laugh:0 -
this is cute :laugh:0
-
Kellch, darling, you light up my life.:flowerforyou:
:laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :drinker:0 -
I don't drink & drive, Kellch!
If I lose my license then I'd have to walk to the liquor store and the bottles get too heavy.0 -
Kellch, darling, you light up my life.:flowerforyou:
:laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :drinker:
:smooched: :blushing: :smooched: Awww shucks! Thanks! :flowerforyou: :blushing: :smooched:0 -
I don't drink & drive, Kellch!
If I lose my license then I'd have to walk to the liquor store and the bottles get too heavy.
Me neither...just giving some friendly advice :flowerforyou:
Walking is, however, a way to burn calories....:drinker: :smokin: AND, if it's to heavy you will have to drink some on the way home:bigsmile: :drinker: Kill two birds with one stone...get drunk and work out :smokin: :drinker:0 -
this is cute :laugh:
:bigsmile:0 -
A woman after my own heart.I don't drink & drive, Kellch!
If I lose my license then I'd have to walk to the liquor store and the bottles get too heavy.
Me neither...just giving some friendly advice :flowerforyou:
Walking is, however, a way to burn calories....:drinker: :smokin: AND, if it's to heavy you will have to drink some on the way home:bigsmile: :drinker: Kill two birds with one stone...get drunk and work out :smokin: :drinker:0 -
hahaha, too funny! I love it
how bout
"Do you mind if I finish this beer?" lol kinda like the first one, but still amusing!0 -
A woman after my own heart.I don't drink & drive, Kellch!
If I lose my license then I'd have to walk to the liquor store and the bottles get too heavy.
Me neither...just giving some friendly advice :flowerforyou:
Walking is, however, a way to burn calories....:drinker: :smokin: AND, if it's to heavy you will have to drink some on the way home:bigsmile: :drinker: Kill two birds with one stone...get drunk and work out :smokin: :drinker:
:drinker: :smooched:0 -
hahaha, too funny! I love it
how bout
"Do you mind if I finish this beer?" lol kinda like the first one, but still amusing!
Yeah ummmm I like that one too :smokin: :bigsmile: :devil:
:laugh: :laugh:0 -
lol, now I'm racking my brain trying to think of other stuff....wouldn't it be funny if u said "Excuse me officer, your fly is down. Just kidding!" lmao0
-
lol, now I'm racking my brain trying to think of other stuff....wouldn't it be funny if u said "Excuse me officer, your fly is down. Just kidding!" lmao
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :smokin:0 -
lol, now I'm racking my brain trying to think of other stuff....wouldn't it be funny if u said "Excuse me officer, your fly is down. Just kidding!" lmao
How's about........."I smell bacon":smokin:
:laugh: :laugh: That was pretty original, right?:laugh: :laugh:0 -
How about "Ociffer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am." *hiccup*0
-
How about "Ociffer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
Don't forget the *hiccup*:drinker:0 -
What d'ya mean. I put a hickup on there0
-
What d'ya mean. I put a hickup on there
You edited it
You can't fool me :smokin:0 -
Things never to say to a police officer :
I couldn't read 'cause of all the smilies.
Who are you kidding? You can't read anyway:smokin: Excuses...excuses0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.8K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 396 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.3K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 967 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions