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Married Life
The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right back. 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a beer.' The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She…
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The Good Napkins
This was too funny to not pass on. I could SO see my kids doing this! :laugh: THE GOOD NAPKINS (Ahhhhh...the joys of having girls) My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first Mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then…
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Funny
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke.... And well worth the wait !!!!!!! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm…
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Something funny for the day :)
THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of…
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Foil Packet White Roughy with Roasted Asparagus
I made this for dinner last night and wanted to share the recipe here! It is so simple, delicious and filling. Foil Packet White Roughy Heat oven to 425. While that is heating, place onto the center of a large piece of foil the following: 6 oz White Roughy fillets (could sub orange roughy if you can't find white) squeeze…
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Hi......again
Hello again MFP. I'm back. Can't seem to keep myself on track, so time to put on my big girl panties, admit what I have been doing wrong, and get myself back on here. I lost 60 pounds my first time around, and have put back on 20 of them. EEK! No doubt this is in part due to starting a bakery business! The business is…
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BL- spoiler
I must have missed something. Why can't Mike run?
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Low Fat Mashed Potatoes
I was craving mashed potatoes today to go with my turkey meatloaf. I know a lot of people use chicken broth for theirs, but that just doesn't cut it for me! I need that creamy, buttery flavor. So....thought I'd share :smile: 3 medium Yukon Gold potatoes, peeled and diced 4 TBSP fat free half and half 2 TBSP Smart Balance…
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Went shopping today and bought a size...
4!!!!! I tried on a 6, which I just recently got into, and they were a little big. I reluctantly grabbed a 4 and figured "what the heck it doesn't hurt to try." They freaking fit!! I ran out of the dressing room and pranced around in front of the kids and my hubby. On my way back in the dressing room, I asked the sales…
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Not sure how to count nutrional infor on this???
I am making pinto beans for dinner tonight and am not sure how to add the nutritional info for the ham hock I put in there. I am only using it for flavor, not pulling the meat off of it to add in. I am sure some of the calories and fat will end up in the beans, but no idea how to count it!! Any ideas would be much…
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I did it!
So, I am really not a runner. I do a lot of other physical acitvity, but I have always hated running. Since I joined the gym I have been trying to incorporate some sprints on the treadmill. Last week I did 2 quarter mile sprints and was really excited. Then today I decided to hit the treadmill after I got through with my…
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Finally!!
After a 2 month plateau, the scale FINALLY moved!! I lost 2 pounds this week! I was getting so frustrated. I know I slacked some during the holidays, but I was still working out 3-4 times a week and nothing was happening. Then, I joined a gym 3 weeks ago and really began to recommit to everything. I am working out 5 or 6…
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great wasa cracker recipe
ITake 1 multigrain Wasa Cracker, top with 1/4 c Ro-tel tomatoes (diced tomatoes with green chile) and cover with 1 oz thinly sliced reduced fat pepper jack cheese. Nuke for 40 seconds and top with 1/4 of an avocado, sliced. It is 205 calories. You could halve the cheese to save 35 calories if need be, but for me, the…
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Mock Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie
This is SO yummy! Mix 1 tbsp pb with 1 container SF dark chocolate jello pudding. Crumble 1 sheet of reduced fat graham cracker over top. Stir together and dig in!! Total bliss. This comes in at about 210 calories!
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BL 1-20
Okay, maybe I missed something, but where was Daniel in the temptation?? And what the heck is up with his partner eating fried chicken?!?! I am so disappointed in him. UGH!
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Mock Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie
Sorry for the extra posts. My phone went overboard!
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Mock Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie
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Whole Grain Pancakes
I just made these this morning and they were GREAT! The kids, even my picky as all hell 2 year old, loved them. 1 c all purpose flour 1/2 c wheat flour 2 heaping Tbsp old fashioned oats 2 heaping tbsp flax seed 2 heaping tbsp cornmeal 1/2 tsp baking soda 1 1/2 tsp baking powder 2 tsp sugar 1/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp cinnamon…
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125 Best Packaged Foods For Women
I saw this article and thought I would post the link for y'all. I noticed some posts about grocery shopping, thought this would help. http://health.msn.com/nutrition/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100214361
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Carrot Cake
I just made this today and have it waiting for me for dessert! Can't wait. I almost want to skip dinner and go straight for this :devil: :laugh: Low Cal Carrot Cake 1 box betty crocker supermoist carrot cake mix 2 egg whites 1 whole egg 6 oz diet coke 1 1/2 c pumpkin 1/2 c raisins dash each of cinnamon and nutmeg Cream…
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found a low fat pumpkin pie recipe
I noticed a lot of questions about a low fat pumpkin pie. Last night I was flipping through Better Homes & Gardens, and I found one! You can even have the crust :bigsmile: . Double Pumpkin Pie with Oat Crust: For Oat Pastry: 1 c. all purpose flour 1/3 c. quick cooking rolled oats 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 c. shortening 4-5 Tbsp…
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Pumpkin pancakes
For those of us who can't get to an IHOP for the pumpkin pancakes, I made up a batch of them this morning and thought I would share the recipe with y'all. 3/4 c white flour 3/4 c whole wheat flour 1 Tbsp baking powder 1 tsp sugar 2 large eggs 1 Tbsp butter, melted 1 1/3 c milk (I used 2%, can use skim to cut calories and…
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Newbie in PA
Hi to everyone here. I have been lurking on the boards for the last 2 weeks, decided it was time to introduce myself. My name is Amy and I am a 30 y/o mom to an (almost) 3 year old boy and a 7 y/o girl. I have been working off and on since last August to lose weight...so far I am down 40 lbs. I spent a good deal of the…
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Calorie Help!!!
I need help hitting my calories for today! After dinner I still had 760 calroies left. I figure, that's great, now I can try out the Fiber One Chocolate Fudge toaster pastries I bought yesterday...so after 2 of those and a glass of skim milk, I STILL have 470 calories to eat! I:noway: am so beyond stuffed right now, it's…
