benjaminhk Member

I did a double-take when I read the title of this thread. It isn't what I thought it was.

I think you are me and I am you.

Farters.

Calvin & Hobbes is still my favorite comic strip. Nothing else even comes close.

That was my first thought.

It sounds like you are an introvert like myself. I get a lot of anxiety when people talk to me because I don't know how to respond to strangers most of the time. I'm sure they think I am some kind of weirdo because I fail to keep a conversation going. A big part of that comes from the fact that I don't enjoy small talk. I…

Gourds, gourds, they're good for your gut The more you eat 'em, the more you... I got nothing

I don't trust people that frequently brag about their good deeds.

Hi @ninka_polish. I Googled your MFP handle because sometimes people come in here to bait people with fake stories but I think I found your blog. It seems you base your identity on being fat. Maybe I'm wrong but doing that might just be reinforcing your bad habits because you've made it part of who you are. I'm no expert…

We love to ingest poison and garbage in the states. This is why we have so many health problems.

I ate an entire bag of mixed veggies with my lunch one day and I had the most painful gas all afternoon. I love veggies but eating a lot of them is overrated.

If I saw someone eating a 2oz can of tuna, I'd assume they stole it from a cat so I'd be more worried about the cat.

And then there are the people that use straw man tactics to distort the original message's meaning/intent.

I drink a LOT of water and I go through phases where I also drink a lot of different hot/cold tea. I never sweeten it and can't imagine doing so.

I drink so much coffee that it no longer does anything other than prevent me from getting a headache due to lack of coffee.

RIP.

William Tecumseh Sherman

Push

I love cashew milk and almond milk. My kids love them as well.

Just don't poop for a very long time.

I read an article recently about a crematorium that caught fire because the body they were burning was too obese and the fat ignited more than anticipated. That was a pretty intense fat burner.

Maybe she purges throughout the day. You should ask her.

I love the total lack of context in this post.

I was really hoping the sentence was going to be "I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit."

Mine are usually small rabbit pellets but they make up for their size in personality.

Drink black coffee.

This seems like a really odd place to call out your husband for possibly cheating. That seems like it should be a private discussion with him.

Yeah.