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What Day Is It?
International Chocolate Day. Cindy Siefer! Dieters, you may substitute Chocolate for any one, two, or three of your meals today with absolutely no weight gain for your significant other. Trust me. It's true. Tell the Truth Day. Congress will not be in session today and all law offices will be closed, and of you are an…
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International Kissing Day. This is somewhat different from the French, but I'll need a volunteer for demonstration purposes only. This won't take more than 30 or so minutes. National Fried Chicken Day. What is the reason God gifted us cooking oil, feathers to protect chicken skin from the harsh sun or barn lighting,…
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National Graham Cracker Day. When I was a kid, there were no smores. We only dipped or buttered. Apple Turnover Day. Fake Hostess pies. 80th Anniversary of that hallowed food group we call Spam. Bikini Day. Edible bikini only $10,000.…
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Yes, I know. It's Independence Day. Alice in Wonderland Day. “If you don’t know where you are going any road can take you there” – Cheshire Cat. “If you don’t know where you are going any road can take you there” – Jeff Zucker Independence From Meat Day. Yeah, nothing like a full rack of tofu on the old grille. If I ever…
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July is: Cell Phone Courtesy Month. Millennials will miss this, as they miss most of life as they text while walking, talking, eating, driving, pooping, jogging, bicycling, church going, cooking, bathing, tanning, swimming, and/or working. National "Doghouse Repairs" Month. Were they ever really for the family pet?…
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Drive Your Corvette to Work Day. If you don't own one, no problem. Go to your nearest Chevy dealer and take one for a test drive to work. The salesperson won't mind sitting at your job place for 8 hours or so, and she/he will be OK when you get back to the store and hand over the keys, say thanks, and leave. National Mai…
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National Handshake Day. It's customary to walk around shaking your hands in the air today. If the majority of people are doing it, you aren't the weird one. Hug Holiday Day. Hug every person you encounter, and yes, that includes the cop who pulls you over. National Waffle Iron Day. Free waffles all day at every…
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tau day. twice as exciting as pi day. try to imagine the wild dissertations in math departments worldwide. national tapioca day. how about some bubble tea with that pudding, vegan cheese, and frog eggs? international body piercing day. vlad the impaler perfected the art form. international caps lock day. rude or not, it's…
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International Ragweed Day. These lovely monoecious flowery plants contribute so much to the eco-system that a few sneezes, watery eyes, runny noses, stuffy sinuses, and headaches must be tolerated. So to you hay-fever aficionados, chin up, chest forward, buckle your seat belt, hang on, hunker down and sneeze for nature…
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This Is Fish Are Friends, Not Food! Week. I prefer to celebrate my friendship with cattle and pigs and my celebrations involve flames, glowing embers, corn on the cob and watermelon seed spitting. National Mosquito Control Awareness Week. After the nuclear holocaust, it'll be them and the cockroaches. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&…
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Runner's Selfie Day. If anyone deserves to be photo bombed, it's that arrogant SOB runner taking a selfie while others are gasping, wheezing, heaving, huffing and puffing for air. Pink Flamingo Day. The national bird of AARP members. National Let It Go Day. Impossible for women. World Typewriter Day. How would the keyboard…
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What Day Is It?
National Stupid Guy Thing Day. Women bestowed this title on us because they will never "get" why we are so proud of our selves for the things that don't kill us. National Onion Rings Day. There's nothing quite like stopping at the "Porcelain Palace" at 2 in the morning after having a few and getting onion rings, never…
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What Day Is It?
National Selfie Day. 18 years ago you would've said "WTF?" Atheist Solidarity Day. Someday atheists will say "WTF?" National Peaches and Cream Day. She was much better with Herb. World Handshake Day. If we were to celebrate with a handshake to reach around the world, a substantial number of people would drown.…
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National Vanilla Milkshake Day. Is that vanilla "natural flavoring"? It could be castoreum which comes from a beaver's castor sacs. Ice Cream Soda Day. Made with natural flavoring? Plain Yogurt Day. No beaver butt in there. National Kouign Amann Day. May or may not use beaver butt. New Identity Day. This is celebrated at…
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What Day Is It?
This is Carpenter Ant Awareness Week. You had best be aware. When dey go on strike, all de-construction projects cease. This is Meet A Mate Week. Probably most easily done at the gin mills near naval bases. <><><><><><><><><><> National Martini Day. You can call your frou-frou drinks anything you want, but a martini is…
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No Orange Clothes Day. This should help ease the glut of highway construction workers. National Flip Flop Day. Today we celebrate or not the worst or best or sexy or not footwear you may or may not wear today. Fresh Veggies Day. This only comes once a year. You can do this, or not. Just pretend that boiled spinach and…
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What Day Is It?
National Lobster Day. What went through the mind of the first person who was fishing for Cod and pulled in a net full of ugly things with snapping claws. I suppose his first thought was "I must keep them alive until I can kill them in a pot of boiling water, but then what? For to eat one is an abomination. Perhaps if I…
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International Bath Day. It's the middle of June. It's time. Your neighbors complained to EPA about your aroma. National Bourbon Day. Oddly, there is no bar to celebrate in Lynchburg, Tennessee. Pop Goes The Weasel Day. All around the cobbler's bench The monkey chased the weasel The monkey thought 'twas all in fun ___ ___…
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Weed Your Garden Day. It's not hard to grow, and it's legal in certain states. However if cleverly disguised among both edible and inedible plants, it can be grown almost anywhere. National Kitchen Klutzes of America Day. https://youtu.be/bxx6L6WPInw National Call Your Doctor Day. He/she has nothing better to do than talk…
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This Is National Body Piercing Week. This Is National Automotive Service Professionals Week. Service professionals and technicians wear blue latex gloves. Mechanics wear permanent grease infused hands. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ National Jerky Day. Meat candy. National Peanut Butter Cookie Day. Without peanut butter cookies, there…
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What Day Is It?
National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day. The high toxicity fiber of the rhubarb leaves adds a special surprise to the delicate flavor combination. Profess Your Love Day. Before you say those three magical words, "I love you", remember it could be the beginning of the gestation of a beautiful bouncing baby divorce. Versailles…
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Upsy Daisy Day. Up and at 'em, rise and shine! Good morning sunshine! Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey! One, two, good morning to you! Three, four, I love you more! Top o' the mornin’ to ya! Mornin', good-lookin'! Never say any of those to me before or after coffee. National Jelly-Filled Doughnut Day. Add a dollop of chunky…
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What Day Is It?
National Running Day. This is the day to make sure your watch has a good battery, your car and lawn mower are running well, your fridge is running at peak efficiency, your computer programs are running at top speed, and your air conditioner is ready for summer...unless you are one of those health freaks, then run. June Bug…
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Yo-Yo Day. Two Italian Americans passing on the street. National Eyewear Day. Face it. If your sunglasses aren't cool, don't even bother to take them out of that sexy genuine faux pleather Walmart case. Russian Language Day. Sean Spicer is taking some time off to polish his language skill. National Higher Education Day.…
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This is National Business Etiquette Week It's only one week. No examining boogers at your desk. Leave Qtipping your ears at home. No clipping your toe nails in the conference room. Step outside to pass gas. This is National Headache Awareness Week. Think about this. Would a hangover be as enjoyable without the truly…
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What Day Is It?
National Bubba Day. Why are so many huge Rednecks called Jewish grandmothers? National Doughnut Day. If robbing a bank is on your bucket list, this is your day. However, if it involves robbing a Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts, you may want to postpone it. National Rotisserie Chicken Day. Free chickens all day at a Boston…
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June Is International Men's Month. We only get one of these. Use it wisely, lest it be removed by women from the official calendar for eternity. June Is Potty Training Awareness Month. IMHO two things should be ingrained when training. 1) Boys, don't miss. 2) Girls, put the seat back up when done. June Is National Turkey…
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What Day Is It?
National Macaroon Day. Macaroons are bearer credentials, like Web cookies, macaroons embed caveats that attenuate and contextually confine when, where, by whom, and for what purpose a target service should authorize requests, and they are gluten free. Speak in Complete Sentences Day. This is the most difficult of all days…
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This is National Tire Safety Week. It has been proven that driving without tires at highway speeds is unsafe and makes the ride quality over pot holes just suck. %%%%%%%%%%%%% My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day. https://youtu.be/BmvzchQmtPs National Mint Julep Day. Ignore the Summer Solstice, this marks the real beginning of…
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Don't Fry Day. ~Do not burn or tan ~Seek shade when possible ~Wear sun-protective clothing ~Generously apply sunscreen ~Use extra caution near water, snow and sand ~Die from lack of vitamin D, but with beautiful alabaster skin National Grey Day. Wear grey for all those people who make absolutely no impression on anyone...…
