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He left probably because I was quite a paranoid..forget it ,he's back...
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He ate the whole birthday cake by himself!gees!
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He started to feel too Royal about himself with all those different types of courses and folks and forks
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I asked her whether I can join to Florida
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He started to think outside the box
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He dressed up
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It turned out he was a mermaid,so do I,so we finished the desert and flopped the tails good bye
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How inspiring
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What was it about then?
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He couldn't help singing the Sponge Bob square pants' theme song
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She appeared in thong bikini , however she forgot the thong..
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He left and I couldn't just stand there ,so I'll started to dance a little..
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He Started to undress slowly ..
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Muffins,buns c'mon people,we don't do carbs!
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As the dance so are the $$$ bills...
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He started secretly eating fingering muffins in a paper bag
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She tried to choke me with a Pretzel
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Until he spoke German ..and I passed out...
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He collected the waiter's tip.
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She said:..but first,push ups..and I left.
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And when I started to accompany him with a belly flop ..he ran out.
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I realised she was blonder than me ..
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Every other day!to be exact!
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He called my belly dancing "belly flop".
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He was constantly counting my calorie intake and eyeballing ..
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He ordered fish fingers..
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He said let's cardio!but first... cardio!
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Sponge Bob square pants!
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He brought his own food at the restaurant.
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If you guys find something crawling rejoice,it is Bio produce.