My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Until she started dancing and I knew I was out of my league.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He got mad when I tried to lead! ;p
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    It went great all night, the only thing that bad was that the date ended. ;)
  • BluEyedMama85
    BluEyedMama85 Posts: 560 Member
    He wouldn't watch Rocky with me :'(
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She kept wanting to watch Rocky IV, clearly the worst of all the Rocky's.
  • BluEyedMama85
    BluEyedMama85 Posts: 560 Member
    And he wouldn't let me hum the theme song...said it was damaging his hearing
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was always saying "Yo Adrienne"
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She got upset when I went off roading to get to the restaurant.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    By off roading, he meant the sidewalk. Those poor pedestrians were terrorized.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I heard she hung out with Terrorists ;p
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
    she spit her liquor on me and yelled body shots
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I couldn't find a sitter and didn't want to pass up on our date. Unfortunately, she has low tolerance for children, which I can understand. However calling them little terrorists was a bit harsh...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    LOL

    I found out that the Movies Problem Child and Problem Child 2 were based on the lives of her children!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I guess she didn't like that I pumped them full of pixie stix and had her watch them while I took shots at the bar. I was totally coming back...eventually
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
    the children of the corn attacked
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited April 2018
    Weird... We were in the middle of dinner, then two crazy children dressed like Corn cobs pounced on him! :fearful:
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He was an outlander. There was no other option.
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    Started complaining about having too many options
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    I realized I was on a date with a dude
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    While I wasn't wearing makeup and it wasn't my best hair day ever, saying I looked like a dude is just rude.
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    I apologize ....I didn't realize I said that out loud ....I think u look stunning, *hands u his credit card* But ......Why don't ya go & spoil ur self & get ur hair & make up done 2day ...On me (Like now!!!!)
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    He called my belly dancing "belly flop".
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    she told me that she eats 10 boiled eggs for breakfast every day.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She told me that I wasn't trying hard enough ;)
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    She became extremely trying
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He said there was no pie tonight
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    edited April 2018
    I realized she was out of my league and started over compensating
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He licked his knife
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
    She pulled a tissue from her bra and cleaned my glasses
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    I realized I was with the wrong person. Good dude, but no interest in dating him.

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