We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
My date with the person above me was going great until...
Replies
-
She started playing jolkas on me!
0 -
She wore a clown outfit to dinner and wanted me to wear a squeaky nose.0
-
She showed up in a top hat, riding a unicycle and juggling chainsaws0
-
He didnt appreciate the chain saws and feared for his life.0
-
Who juggles chainsaws naked?0
-
Who doesnt?1
-
Her chainsaw gimmick went bad
1 -
The chainsaw landed right between my legs & I thought my career was over0
-
I was the one concerned about his career being over.1
-
He no longer had the right tools
0 -
Thank God I moved out of the way at the last second ....I have a shoot 2night (Phewwwww) .....Besides my manager/pimp doesn't like it when I come home empty handed ....Not good ...0
-
He said he had to work0
-
I found out about his Adult Film Star boyfriend
0 -
She didn't let me try her cherry chapstick0
-
She stole some lady's chapstick, then ran I away yelling "It's mine now!"0
-
I saw him tackle some girl that was yelling something or other!0
-
She was offended all the cutlery was plastic. I took her to the "classy" Arby's!1
-
He ran out of bubble gum.0
-
I'll let ya know.. cause it's still going great.1
-
1
-
He turned to dust when the sun came up0
-
Midnight came and she ran away...0
-
He/she showed their profile picture0
-
He tipped the kayak and I fell out0
-
faintly mentioned operating a puppy mill0
-
Wouldn't listen when I said I had zero canines0
-
the clock struck midnight causing her to run away. The only thing left was a glass slipper...1
-
He stuck me with the bill.. said he couldn't find his wallet.
0 -
asked me if the motel room offered x-rated movies0
-
Took me to the place he took his last date!
0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 394.6K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 260.5K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 444 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4.1K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.3K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.8K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions