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My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He kept singing, "the wheels on the bus go tound and round " on repeat, so I assumred he was nuts. Should have figured with a aluminum hat.
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    You know how some people can tie a cherry stem into a knot with their tongue? Well, she can do it. It was sexy until it got weird when she began going to each table to demonstrate her skills.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He wandered across the restaurant to the bar and started working
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    The full moon came out and he started howling
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    she showed up in a short dress and caught the attention of everyone., than she ingored me lol
  • Renegade770
    Renegade770 Posts: 1,058 Member
    Thought I was ignoring her but im just shy
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I put the hard word on him.. he said he's not that kind of guy and that he was saving himself.. :o:/
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    she ordered a fried ear
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He had some problem with fried ears of corn.. :D
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She knows I hate corn with the white hot passion of thousand burning Suns. So what does she make for dinner? *kitten* corn!
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    She only left me corn in her will
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
    He proposed
  • angel4732
    angel4732 Posts: 14,898 Member
    He told me he was marrying a guy and he only wanted me as his bit on the side
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    We got distracted by the voices in our heads...
  • bluiedgrl72
    bluiedgrl72 Posts: 3,621 Member
    His voices told him to behave
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She got up to bust a move, she busted a table and was taken away by the police
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    She bought herself and extravagant meal anf left me with crackers.
  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
    :D
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    She got up to bust a move, she busted a table and was taken away by the police
    :D

  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Started performing the funky cold Medina
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I think she got jealous because mine was better than hers.
  • GulfPirate13
    GulfPirate13 Posts: 1,556 Member
    I ordered pancakes and she wanted eggs!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He insisted that our entrees matched exactly :| Very strange man.
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Until she spent all my money & went shoe shopping .....Again!!!!!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He could only afford my shoe habit... I also need pants and dresses and a nice car
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
    She stole my wallet
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    I can't pay that & alimony ....So let's sit & talk ....Maybe candlelight,maybe soft music,maybe a little Def Leppard Pour some sugar on me .....
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    You need a new income stream sir
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    Work is picking up ....My show is going great ...Remember that's what made ya fall 4 me when ya came 2 see "Magic Kwph"
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    He was more interested in putting on a show for everyone
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
    She didn't enjoy my show *throws his Sexy underwear at the wall*

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