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My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
    She ignored the safe word
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He got mad I atole his glasses.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    *stole
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    She realized she was wayyy out of my league :D:|:o
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    She realized I had nothing to steal :p
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    I said im not a quitter but couldnt finish his nachos.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    *He
  • saymyname2
    saymyname2 Posts: 842 Member
    I realized her brows were better then mine.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    I whipped out my mirror and started plucking my eyebrows at dinner. She said I was too vain.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I used my steak fork to eat my salad. Then I used my hands to eat my steak...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    We practiced restaurant etiquette before we went out. I think he effed up his utensil usage just to spite me.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited April 2018
    She spoke in multi-syllabic words...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He started saying he's no stranger to love, he knows the rules and so do I.

    I don't know the rules it was awkward
  • aisak13
    aisak13 Posts: 146 Member
    She would only talk to me over snapchat, and then pretended she was offline
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He challenged me to a handstand against the wall competition. I was winning until he went one-handed on me.
  • saymyname2
    saymyname2 Posts: 842 Member
    She didn't appreciate my collection of haunted dolls.
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
    the lights went on
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    We both forgot our wallets at home...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I started telling about a boy I know, he's the one I dream about.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He wanted to be my father figure.
    beardfarms wrote: »
    she started showing me video of her going through labor

    Oh good lord why would anyone document that
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited April 2018
    All I knew was that to me she looked like lots of fun but then all of a sudden she started spinning me right round - right round like a record...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited April 2018
    He told me if I could grow wings i would do anything just to keep you with me, then told me he had the keys for the honeymoon suite
  • mudknuckles
    mudknuckles Posts: 1,417 Member
    Her asthma inhaler ran out
  • saymyname2
    saymyname2 Posts: 842 Member
    When he told me the story behind his MFP user name
  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
    She refused to say name
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    edited April 2018
    I made a *very lightly* ribbing remark about a funny expression he pulled while we were talking at dinner. He got extremely pissy, refused to talk to me the whole drive back to his house, refused to take me home when I was ready to leave, BLOCKED the front door to prevent me leaving when I tried getting my own ride home, and alternately begged me to come back and cursed at me as I walked out (after I had to threaten to call the cops if he didn't open the door).

    There were no more dates.
  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
    AllOutof_Bubblegum wrote: »
    I made a *very lightly* ribbing remark about a funny expression he pulled while we were talking at dinner. He got extremely pissy, refused to talk to me the whole drive back to his house, refused to take me home when I was ready to leave, BLOCKED the front door to prevent me leaving when I tried getting my own ride home, and alternately begged me to come back and cursed at me as I walked out (after threatening to call the cops if he didn't open the door).

    There were no more dates.

    I’m impressed by the sheer detail in this, however this is extremely uncharacteristic of me. Maybe we could go on a real date and you can see that I’m actually sane and not crazy haha
  • saymyname2
    saymyname2 Posts: 842 Member
    He said my name wrong
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She demanded that I say her name, but she never told me what her name was. It was a very uncomfortable time.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    I accidentally drank from her spittoon...
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