My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She wanted to keep it behind closed doors0
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He suggested naughty time on the first date. I have a 2 date minimum before engaging in such activities0
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mandipandi75 wrote: »She wanted to keep it behind closed doors
Old Facebook proverb says:If there are ears and nose on the picture-she is too young for you! That's why.0 -
He pulled out his collection of Sponge Bob plushies and ordered meals for them all0
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She asked me if she could have some candy out of my Easter basket!0
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He didn't share ...anything!!!0
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Said she didn’t want any fries but then ate mine0
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She wanted to share everything!!!!!!!0
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He brought his own food at the restaurant.0
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She didn't like the food I brought to the picnic0
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He wanted a picnic in the snow0
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She didn’t want a picnic in the snow0
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His nipples were harder then mine and he still wore THAT to the picnic!0
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mandipandi75 wrote: »His nipples were harder then mine and he still wore THAT to the picnic!
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It was me... I admit... I have nipple envy0
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But if we are dating they are technically yours if you think about it0
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He said let's cardio!but first... cardio!0
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She realized it was me1
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He said for safely he wanted to check out the fire exits. He never returned1
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She got sozzled and passed out at the table.. face first in the soup0
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She broke my arm0
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He broke his arm & blamed it on me1
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It actually just went great the entire time0
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Lol aww. I'm sure I could do something embarrassing to mess it up
We both forgot our wallets @ home....obviously assuming the other one would pay so we ended up having to dine & dash...got caught & spent the rest of our d8 washing dishes0 -
Until she mentioned the blues0
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mudknuckles wrote: »Until she mentioned the blues
excuseeee meeee my fav0 -
I spoke0
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He wouldn't come back to my place .. said he wasn't that kinda boy0
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