My date with the person above me was going great until...
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Ok I'm ready for round 2 now *stretches*0
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He dropped his pants in the restaurant to show everyone how fine his buns were0
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Someone did ask 4 hot buns ...I know I heard it!1
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He smacked me on my buns. No touching on the 1st date!0
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Muffins,buns c'mon people,we don't do carbs!0
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Shes right! Let's stop this nonsense *takes off whole wheat bread underwear* ....So much better!0
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He sneezed all over the food.0
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She decided not to take me to see Infonity War with her.....0
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She told me she wanted to rob a bank0
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Told me she didnt like hero.movies.0
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thepetrovafire wrote: »Told me she didnt like hero.movies.
She told me I had to wear a super woman outfit every time we went out
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She wouldn’t puts the lotion on the skin.1
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She wanted to lock me away!
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She, a perfect stranger, crawled under my table and begged me to take her home with me0
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I saw the cops that I had been running from & he refused to hide me out in his house 0
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Found out she was a fugitive0
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He shot me.. 0
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She Choked Me
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Oh yes I did 0
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I found out he was into strange s & m stuff. Like choking.
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she wore a bag over her head and said she was communicating with her people
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She tried to suck the blood from a mosquito0
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activities1 wrote: »She tried to suck the blood from a mosquito
Ew lol the human neck or nothing else
Hmm she didnt like the idea of being a sacrifice for my gods.0 -
The medical bills from neck wounds was breaking me0
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He was broke, but expected me to take him nice places0
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She started crying how much she missed me ....Omg *secretly loves it*0
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