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My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
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    The drugs wore off and I found out he had a micro penis.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    Our date was amazing until she educated me on penis sizing standardization practices. I figured a healthy one is a good one but after that talk, I felt inadequate myself
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    She didn't like my offer of coming back to my house in the woods.
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
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    wanted to steal my soul, but I wouldn't let her this time
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I found out he was soulless
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    We parked by the lake, and one thing led to another until she said:
    Stop right there!
    I gotta know right now!
    Before we go any further!
    Do you love me?
    Will you love me forever?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He sang meat loaf songs all night.. I just wanted to canoodle and he wanted to sing :(
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
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    she wanted to canoodle
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    she wanted to canoodle

    He said .. "don't touch me woman" :( broke my heart
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    she wanted to canoodle

    He said .. "don't touch me woman" :( broke my heart

    Well get a mani and pedi woman jesus :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    she wanted to canoodle

    He said .. "don't touch me woman" :( broke my heart

    Well get a mani and pedi woman jesus :D

    Sheesh.. I scratch you up a little, just one time and you never let me forget it.. :D
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    she wanted to canoodle

    He said .. "don't touch me woman" :( broke my heart

    Well get a mani and pedi woman jesus :D

    Sheesh.. I scratch you up a little, just one time and you never let me forget it.. :D

    Do you know how many stitches it took to put me back together woman.
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    she wanted to canoodle

    He said .. "don't touch me woman" :( broke my heart

    Well get a mani and pedi woman jesus :D

    Sheesh.. I scratch you up a little, just one time and you never let me forget it.. :D

    d0p9tavyh8mm.jpg
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    she wanted to canoodle

    He said .. "don't touch me woman" :( broke my heart

    Well get a mani and pedi woman jesus :D

    Sheesh.. I scratch you up a little, just one time and you never let me forget it.. :D

    d0p9tavyh8mm.jpg

    Geez.. I said I was sorry :( not my fault you bring out the animal in me :p
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    pogiguy05 wrote: »
    she wanted to canoodle

    He said .. "don't touch me woman" :( broke my heart

    Well get a mani and pedi woman jesus :D

    Sheesh.. I scratch you up a little, just one time and you never let me forget it.. :D

    d0p9tavyh8mm.jpg

    Geez.. I said I was sorry :( not my fault you bring out the animal in me :p

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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    He was a bit too eager with the tongue
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She was overwhelmed by my animal magnetism
  • Alimacbean
    Alimacbean Posts: 120 Member
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    Until he started quizzing me on boy band trivia.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    It's going wonderful! I'm actually just waiting for her to come back from the restroom

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