My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
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    kwph wrote: »
    She asked me 2 dance on the table for her (I didn't mind that,I just only seen $1 bills)

    As the dance so are the $$$ bills...
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Ok I'm ready for round 2 now *stretches*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    He dropped his pants in the restaurant to show everyone how fine his buns were
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Someone did ask 4 hot buns ...I know I heard it!
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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    He smacked me on my buns. No touching on the 1st date!
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
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    Muffins,buns c'mon people,we don't do carbs!
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Shes right! Let's stop this nonsense *takes off whole wheat bread underwear* ....So much better!
  • pbcex
    pbcex Posts: 719 Member
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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    He sneezed all over the food.
  • pbcex
    pbcex Posts: 719 Member
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    She decided not to take me to see Infonity War with her.....
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    She told me she wanted to rob a bank
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Told me she didnt like hero.movies.
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    pbcex wrote: »
    She decided not to take me to see Infonity War with her.....

    He wouldn't tell me how to post gifs :|
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    Told me she didnt like hero.movies.

    She told me I had to wear a super woman outfit every time we went out :D
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    She wouldn’t puts the lotion on the skin.
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    She wanted to lock me away! :o
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
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    She, a perfect stranger, crawled under my table and begged me to take her home with me
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    I saw the cops that I had been running from & he refused to hide me out in his house :D
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
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    Found out she was a fugitive
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    He shot me.. :o

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