My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    She told me she was Olga the III a direct descendant of the infamous Freydis Eriksdottir!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He challenged me to a hot wing eat off... I won, which was great. He, however, left with a look of shock and disgust.

    But I won
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    She wanted to go with her guy friends to Mexico for 20 days
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    edited May 2018
    He didn’t like my other boyfriends
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    edited May 2018
    My ex-girlfriend walked in and when I went to say hello she had a look of fear on her face and pointed at my date, "that's the girl who bullied me in 6th grade".
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    projectbradley wrote: »
    She told me she was Olga the III a direct descendant of the infamous Freydis Eriksdottir!

    How inspiring
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    She told me that the Barbie girl song was her all time favorite. So much so that she had a playlist with only that song on repeat.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    I've never seen his face, he always weatd a paper bag :D
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    She wanted me to wear a paper bag over my head every time we went into public together
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    I found someone to replace her
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    She didn’t love me enough to care about the fact that I wanted a threesome
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    Cared more about the broken projector than my broken heart after my ex boyfriend stood me up last night
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    Decided he liked my ex better than me
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    It turned out he was a mermaid,so do I,so we finished the desert and flopped the tails good bye
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    I found out she had a tail with scales
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    Found out he’s crazy clumsy and falls on his face a lot
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    A small child ran in front of me at the restaurant causing the child and I to both fall on our faces. Even tough she admitted that my face plant was not even my fault, she said past bad experiences with dating someone who falls on his face a lot were just too much for her to move past.
    It's probably for the best though, I do fall on my face a lot too, and better we break if off now...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    His clumsy antics affected everyone around him. I'e never witnessed such calamity in one evening.
  • cdlee05mfp
    cdlee05mfp Posts: 1,139 Member
    it was just perfect the whole time
  • pgsurfbd27
    pgsurfbd27 Posts: 456 Member
    He showed up.. :D
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    He dressed up
  • BIGFNROB
    BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member
    I found out she didn't like fishing
  • paigec619
    paigec619 Posts: 897 Member
    Found out he liked to fish
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    Actually no complaints, we both don’t like to fish and like hotel beds....
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    I found out he likes hotel beds
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    I found out she didn’t like the hotel shampoo...who woulda thought...
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    He started to think outside the box
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    She tried to touch my box
  • pbcex
    pbcex Posts: 719 Member
    I tried to touch her box....
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    edited May 2018
    Things got a little too grabby, so I tried to chop his hands off. In hindsight I, probably should have politely asked him to stop.

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