My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    When I went to give him a hug and his beard smelled of provolone
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    She had a thing for beards on women and wanted me to buy a glue on beard
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She didn't like my idea for role play :#

    ...too much too soon for a first date, I guess
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    She didn't like my idea for role play :#

    ...too much too soon for a first date, I guess

    Our date was going great until it got even better. :*<3
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He said call me master and got very angry when I said no sir, I am the master here lol
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    She said I wasn’t submissive enough to suit her
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    NoQuitterHere wrote: »
    She said I wasn’t submissive enough to suit her

    He sneezed in my soup..

    I hope you are ok over there Bruce.
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    Wanted me shirtless all the time
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Wasn't wearing a shirt and folks were oogling. Made me annoyed.
  • MeltingCookieMonster
    MeltingCookieMonster Posts: 115 Member
    Her new mobile fell down and the screen was broken
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She wanted white wine with her veal parmesan and the waiter brought her red.
    Let's just say what ensued was pure meyhem.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He arrived sporting a man purse fancier than any bag I would ever think to own, which was cool but he slapped my hand when I tried to touch it and said "nobody touches Lucy, nobody!"
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    He arrived sporting a man purse fancier than any bag I would ever think to own, which was cool but he slapped my hand when I tried to touch it and said "nobody touches Lucy, nobody!"

    I told you it's Lucille!
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    He had to call his mom to see if it was ok for me to sleep over.
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    He wouldn’t let me call my mom. It’s okay, I had a feeling he was going to demand the top bunk
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    He insisted on sleeping in different beds
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She stopped responding
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    He slipped out the back door
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She didn't even notice I left. :'(
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    He didn't see me crying
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    She cried more than I did!
  • FloralLace92
    FloralLace92 Posts: 625 Member
    She ugly cried too much.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She kept slouching....like she didn't want to be seen with me
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    Had folded arms all day and night
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    he fled out the window and left me with the bill
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She told me she wanted to butter my buns. When I told her she could I found out she wasn't talking about the bread.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Kept pocketing the butter packets saying he "needed it for later"
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    Sabotaged the engine so we would get stranded together in the middle of nowhere
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    He couldn't help singing the Sponge Bob square pants' theme song
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    She told me she wanted to butter my buns. When I told her she could I found out she wasn't talking about the bread.

    What was it about then?

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