My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He got mad because i cried about my horrid date with @hud540140
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All she could talk about was getting the cold shoulder from @mudknuckles and @hud540141
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jdoherty2320 wrote: »All she could talk about was getting the cold shoulder from @mudknuckles and @hud54014
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Until I ripped off my parachute pants & took my dancing skills 2 a whole new level!!!! (Crowd goes wild!!)1
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It was too crowded. I mean scheduling a date with @jdoherty2320 @saymyname2 and @mudknuckles at the same time was probably not wisest act of scheduling on my part2
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I asked her 2 Dance with me but she froze & just stared ...I guess she was enjoying the show ...Can ya blame her *shakes *kitten**0
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until i chained him to the table and told him no dancing0
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I commented about her strange pet chained to the table1
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What?Why??? *eyes well up*0
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He just kept saying "but I'm too legit, too legit to quit!"1
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He wouldn't stop taking selfies
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She had too much wine and fell asleep in the middle of dinner
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@jdoherty2320 he told me I shot like a girl
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Refused to eat until the bottle of wine was empty1
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BluEyedMama85 wrote: »@jdoherty2320 he told me I shot like a girl
I meant it as a compliment @BluEyedMama85 a very soft touch1 -
jdoherty2320 wrote: »BluEyedMama85 wrote: »@jdoherty2320 he told me I shot like a girl
I meant it as a compliment @BluEyedMama85 a very soft touch
Is it getting hot in here???
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BluEyedMama85 wrote: »jdoherty2320 wrote: »BluEyedMama85 wrote: »@jdoherty2320 he told me I shot like a girl
I meant it as a compliment @BluEyedMama85 a very soft touch
Is it getting hot in here???
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His favourite song came on and he was lost in the moment.0
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She didn’t understand how much I love “I’m all about that bass” 0
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He was all about the bass. I was all about the treble. We realized we would never find a middle1
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When she said bass I thought fish.0
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He said let's go fishing0
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She said if I was a fish she'd throw me back.0
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He was obsessing about his fish fantasies0
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He ordered fish fingers..0
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She got mad I put the fish fingers in my pocket 4 later0
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Couldn't get his head around the fact that fish fingers and buffalo wings aren't actually anatomical descriptions.0
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He was constantly counting my calorie intake and eyeballing ..0
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